Two Evil Eyes
Italy - U.S.A. / 1990
Directors:
George A. Romero / Dario Argento
Starring
Adrienne Barbeau
Harvey Keitel
Tom Atkins
Color / 120 Minutes / Not Rated
Format: DVD 
(R0 - NTSC / 2-disc set)
Blue Underground
The inspiration: Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849)
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"Now I'm going to let him pay me for my services."
"JESSICA!"
A frozen stiff.
Killing the dead.
Rod makes a fatal mistake...
"It's a fucking cat! Meow! Meow! A CAT!!!"
Disposing of Annabel.
"The s-smell..."
Argento describes the genesis of the project.
Romero reflects on his participation.
Savini recalls the challenges of the effects scenes.
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Movie Rating  
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  DVD Rating   10   10 = Highest Rating  
Guest Review by Rod Barnett
Two Evil Eyes is a great idea with a pretty good execution. It could have been fantastic but it never quite reaches that level. For this project horror film icons George Romero (Night Of The Living Dead) and Dario Argento (Suspiria) each adapt an Edgar Allan Poe story in their own cinematic style as a throwback to the great anthology films of the '60s and '70s. Both men set their stories in the present day and modernize the details but leave the plots and various complications intact. As I said, it's a great idea and the film is pretty darned good... but neither tale represents the directors' best work.
    First up is Romero's The Facts in the Case of Mr. Valdemar. Adrienne Barbeau (The Fog) plays Jessica Valdemar, the young trophy wife of the very rich and very sick Ernest (Bingo O'Malley). Having realized that dear old hubby is not the most giving of men, she's decided to force a sizable inheritance from him. Calling in former lover Dr. Robert Hoffman (Ramy Zada) to help, the duo hit upon a brilliant scheme. By hypnotizing Mr. Valdemar the good doctor can make him sign anything they want including a new will leaving everything to his loving wife. They carefully go about their plan and have begun to get their hands on some of the wealth when, against all luck, the old man dies. Figuring that they can forge the final needed signatures they place his corpse in a large basement freezer to retard decomposition. All is proceeding well again when they discover that since Ernest was hypnotized when he died his soul has not left his body! Hoffman becomes fascinated by this phenomenon and starts questioning the dead man for details of whatever he is experiencing after death. Valdemar warns him that there are "Others" who are trying to use his unnatural link to the world of the living as a way to cross over and return. Jessica is completely unnerved by her husband's continued presence, finally breaking down and putting a couple of bullets through his frozen head. Knowing now that they'll never be able to fake Valdemar's death as natural, they resign themselves to burying him and running with the cash they have. But the thawing corpse is showing signs of life again and the Others are on the move.
   
This is a good story and is very well realized by Romero on screen but it doesn't reach the heights of which the director is capable. The performances are very strong; Romero shows his excellent sense of plot structure and dialog repeatedly throughout, with his master's skill as an editor shining as well. Tom Savini's effects work is great with the cadaver of Valdemar being particularly effective. My only real compliant with the visualizations in this tale is the look chosen for the Others when we finally glimpse them. I can't help but think that there was a better way to imagine these ghostly terrors than as gray, leotard-wearing sprites! Still, this is a good story and worth seeing for Poe, Romero or just plain horror fans.
    The second story is Argento's version of The Black Cat. Since this is the umpteenth filming of the story (not counting the many films that simply co-opt the title), newcomers will be happy to know that while this telling stays very close to the story, Dario has also thrown in references to several other Poe stories as well. Poe's unnamed protagonist is here called Rod Usher (Harvey Kietel) and is a crime photographer known for his ability to capture grisly images very beautifully. (Shades of Mr. Argento!) He lives with his long time girlfriend/wife Annabel (Madeleine Potter), who works as a violin teacher and has recently taken in a stray black cat as a pet. Usher becomes fascinated with the cat and in a flash of mad inspiration strangles the feline, photographing the act for his new book. Annabel accuses him of doing something to the missing cat but he denies everything to the point of violent arguments. When the photo book is published, a horrified Annabel realizes what has happened and makes immediate plans to leave. Unfortunately Rod returns home before she can get out and in a drunken rage he kills her with a handy kitchen cleaver.
    Sobering quickly, Usher puts the body in the bathtub and makes arrangements to hide the corpse permanently. He strings her upright in a hallway and builds a new wall in front of her in what appears to be a perfect plan to get away with murder. He convinces next door neighbors Martin Balsam and Kim Hunter that she's gone away with him for a weekend but not returned, but the scheme hits a snag when a love-struck music student of Annabel's suspects foul play. As Usher's old buddy Detective Legrand (John Amos) shows up to ask some questions, any Poe reader knows that the murdered wife will be found and that the dead cat just might play a part. Of course, any Argento fan will also expect the denouncement to be grotesque and shocking that's certainly the case here. The final image of Annabel's corpse is amazing and one of Savini's best horror creations.
    Argento's many strengths and weaknesses are on display in this story. Those not enamored of his style won't find anything here to change their minds. The tone of the piece swings wildly, the acting goes from brilliant to ridiculous, and some scenes are completely unnecessary. But the overall feel of the piece is very good. Trying to cram as many Poe references in as possible, we are given a bloody death by bladed pendulum, a madman removing a dead woman's teeth, and a nightmare vision of Kietel being transported to the past and impaled on a spike. Needless to say, there is a little too much extraneous detail on display, but I didn't find the film to be convoluted. While it would've been possible to remove several scenes I'm not sure it would help the story since the mood seems to be more important than the destination. The end of the tale is never really in doubt to most horror film watchers but Argento's path there is truly entertaining to follow. As with Romero's story I do have one major complaint though: just what the hell is Usher trying to do at the very end of this story? I've looked at it again and again but can find no clue as to what he's trying to accomplish. I really feel the story should have ended about two minutes earlier on an image that could have provided the film with a perfect final shot. Oh well.

Blue Underground has taken one of the less perfect films from these filmmakers and made one of the best DVD sets either of them has yet had. On Disc 1 the film is presented in a beautiful anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen display with 6.1 DTS, 5.1 Dolby, and 2.0 Dolby soundtracks. I can't imagine a better looking or sounding version of the movie will ever be released to video. I was glad to be able to study Pino Donaggio's wonderful score with these options and it made me ache to have it on CD. The extras on this first disc are the trailer, an extensive poster and still gallery and some very nice talent bios. But it's on Disc 2 that 'Extras Heaven' is reached! First is a brand new 30-minute interview with Romero, Argento and Savini called Two Masters' Eyes. They discuss the beginning of the project and intriguingly reveal the first choices of Poe stories for both directors. (I would have really loved to see Romero's Masque of the Red Death.) This is a first-rate piece and really enhanced my appreciation of the film.
    Next up is a great behind-the-scenes look at the film's special effects called Savini's EFX that affords a look not just at the work that ended up on screen, but the failed mechanical cat's head that didn't. Third on the disc is an odd little short called At Home with Tom Savini which is simply a home video tour of Tom's house circa 1989 during Two Evil Eyes' production. I really expected it to be a waste of time but Savini is an amusing (if exhausted) host and his collection of horror related books and ephemera is fascinating. Topping off the extras is a brief but interesting interview with Adrienne Barbeau filmed during production by Roy Fumkes for his documentary feature Document of the Dead. He ended up never used the footage, and was kind enough to allow Blue Underground to include it here. There's also a hidden Easter egg containing a short interview bit with Cristina Romero talking about her small role in the film.
    This is a great DVD of a pretty good film. Blue Underground is to be commended for their outstanding work bringing this movie to us in such an amazing package. If this much care was lavished on all horror DVD releases I don't think we'd ever have reason to complain. Bravo BU — and bring on more! 5/13/03
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