The Assassination Bureau
U.K. / 1969
Directed by Basil Dearden
Starring
Oliver Reed
Diana Rigg
Telly Savalas
Color / 109 Minutes / PG
Format: DVD (R1 - NTSC)
Paramount Home Video
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Guest Review by Troy Howarth
An aspiring reporter (Diana Rigg) determines to make her way to the top of her profession by unmasking an international gang of murderers headed by the suave Ivan Dragomiloff (Oliver Reed). Sensing an opportunity to weed out the useless members of his "assassination bureau", Ivan enthusiastically becomes the target in a worldwide game of cat and mouse...
    Directed with a very heavy hand by Basil Dearden (Dead Of Night, 1945; The Man Who Haunted Himself, 1970), The Assassination Bureau is something of a missed opportunity. With its stellar cast, intriguing premise and high class production values, the ingredients are present for a fine slice of British satire, but Dearden clumsily alternates between "cute" farce and bombastic slapstick. The end result is certainly not without merit, but falls way short of its potential. With its use of plush Victorian surroundings and "quaint" graphic effects, the film is reminiscent of Bryan Forbes' The Wrong Box (1966), a black comedy about murder that came much closer to hitting all the right notes. The screenplay by Michael Relph (who also produced and designed the film), adapted from a novel by Jack London and Robert Fish, is little more than an excuse for colorful globe-hopping, as Reed's protagonist dons one disguise after another in the attempt to outwit his crew of assassins. A more potentially interesting subplot dealing with the machinations of villain Telly Savalas, who desires to "upgrade" the bureau as a political tool, isn't given sufficient time to develop; as it stands, it carries no more weight than the average scheme hatched by Blofeld in a James Bond adventure. (Interestingly, Savalas played Blofeld the same year in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.) Additional dialogue is credited to the distinguished British playwright Wolf Mankowitz, best known to horror fans for his Freudian screenplay for Hammer's Two Faces Of Dr. Jekyll (1960). As it stands, the film works on the level of fluffy, stylish entertainment, although, as noted, Dearden's hamfisted direction undermines a lot of the humor.
    Without question, the film's greatest asset is its cast. Reed makes for a charming, dapper and humorous protagonist; viewers accustomed to his intense turns in so many other films will likely have fun seeing him enjoying himself in such a role. As the fiercely independent reporter fighting for equality, Diana Rigg is her usual lovely and accomplished self. She gives the role more depth than one could hope for, precisely because she effortlessly projects an air of intelligence and determination. Savalas, despite the limitations of his role, makes for a fun and engaging villain. As with Reed, he seems to be playing against type meticulous, slightly prissy and not at all 'tough' in his demeanor.     The supporting cast includes a number of terrific character actors, including Curt Jurgens (The Spy Who Loved Me), Warren Mitchell (Reed's costar in Curse Of The Werewolf), Clive Revill (The Private Life Of Sherlock Holmes), Anabella Incontrera (Double Face), and Frank Thornton ("Captain Peacock" on the popular British comedy series Are You Being Served?). Handsomely shot by Geoffrey Unsworth (2001: A Space Odyssey), the film is undermined by some poor bluescreen and miniature special effects shots, but overall it's a classy and immaculate looking production. Pity the script and direction weren't done with as much care.

Paramount's DVD release is reasonably satisfying. Letterboxed at 1.85 and enhanced for widescreen TVs, the image has some signs of wear and tear, and some grain is apparent. Colors are bold but sometimes a little too hot. Audio quality is a little muffled at times, with some of the dialogue (not helped by Reed's sometimes whispered delivery) a little hard to make out. Background hiss and distortion are not a factor, however. Extras are nonexistent; not even a trailer is included. 8/07/04
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