Choking Hazard
Czech Republic / 2004
Directed by Marek Dobes
Starring
Jaroslav Dusek
Jan Dolansky
Eva Janouskova
Color / 85 Minutes / Not Rated

Format: DVD / R1 - NTSC
Fangoria International
"...Jehovah quite disappointed me."
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A brain-splattering prologue.
"Let's fuck, you porno-Jehovist."
Zombies in the kitchen!
Hanging on for dear life.
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Guest Review by Troy Howarth
A self-help group is terrorized by undead, cannibalistic woodsmen...
    Choking Hazard — the title comes from the symbol used on toy boxes to warn parents of potential choking hazards for children — is a smart and stylish mixture of New Age psychology, juvenile humor and gory horror. Shot on a low budget in the Czech Republic by up-and-coming director Marek Dobes, it's not an entire success, but it does succeed more often than it fails.
    The setup is an amusing one: a self-help group lead by a pretentious, blind philosopher (an amusing performance from Jaroslav Dusek) is disrupted by the unexpected arrival of the living dead. The group is comprised of an unorthodox group of misfits — including the nihilistic Verner (Jan Dolansky), alcoholic Krenovcova (Eva Janouskova), and a Jehovah's Witness/star of countless hardcore sex films (Roman "Izzi" Izaias). As this motley crew of characters look deep within themselves in order to find life's hidden meaning, they are terrorized by the most ridiculous looking zombies this side of Zombie Lake
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    As a horror film, Choking Hazard is never particularly effective. There are certainly some gory moments along the way, but they tend to be treated in a farcical manner. As mentioned above, the zombies are much too fun to pose much of a threat. However, in terms of audacity and humor, the film sometimes exceeds itself — the sequence in which Dolansky, for example, electrocutes a dance floor full of zombies, who proceed to break dance is inspired in its lunacy. The sequences focusing on the group's psycho-babble discourse are also very amusing, with Dolansky's indifferent reactions to Dusek's cryptic 'insights' providing some nice interplay.
    Though shot on digital video on a very tight budget, the film is strikingly photographed and surprisingly slick in its appearance. Director Dobes makes nice use of the 2.35 frame, and a few sequences are handled with a really inspired sense of space. The use of Czech rock, punk and rap tunes adds to the film's idiosyncratic flavor.

Media Blasters/Fangoria International's SE release of Choking Hazard is very good indeed. The 2.35/16x9 image looks sharp and colorful, with no problems in the authoring department. Colors are vivid and detail is very good, given the limitations of the film's DV origins. The 2.0 Czech soundtrack has a lot of punch, and the English subtiling (barring a couple of omitted clarifiers) is easy on the eyes. Extras include a making-of featurette, a music video, a still gallery, a trailer for the film and other Media Blasters releases, and a running audio commentary by director Dobes. Dobes explains early on that he is not entirely comfortable speaking in English, but his soft-spoken, accented delivery is easy enough to understand. He is perhaps too laid back as a commentator, but the track has some interesting anecdotes and insights into the film's genesis and production. 6/06/05
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