Christine
U.S.A. / 1983
Directed by John Carpenter
Starring
Keith Gordon
Alexandra Paul
John Stockwell
Color / 111 Minutes / R
Format: DVD (R1 - NTSC)
Columbia Tri-Star Home Video
Believe it or not, Arnie lands THIS chick.
Hold your mouse pointer over an image for a pop-up caption
"Her name's Christine."
Having a cool car helps.
Christine can get very jealous...
...and has an explosive temper.
Sheesh! You might consider getting OFF the road, dude...
Possessed.

Christine
 
 
 
Movie Rating  
7
  DVD Rating   5   10 = Highest Rating  
Guest Review by Troy Howarth
Arnie Cunningham is your typical all-American high school dork. Consistently bossed around by his parents and humiliated by his peers, he undergoes a radical transformation when he buys a beat-up '58 Plymouth and starts refurbishing it. He becomes more confident, loses his geeky appearance and takes on a cocky attitude at the same time, he becomes obsessed with his car, whom he calls "Christine"...
    After the critical and financial failure of his high-tech version of The Thing (1982), John Carpenter's career was in a state of crisis. He was fired from Universal's adaptation of Stephen King's Firestarter and became fearful that he would never get another job offer. Thus, when Columbia Pictures invited him to helm their adaptation of another King story, he jumped at the chance. By Carpenter's own admission, he was very badly wounded by the reception of The Thing, which he knew in his heart to be a good film that delivered what was promised. His mind wracked by the ordeal, he approached Christine very much as a gun for hire, effectively distancing himself from the material, perhaps hoping that if it failed its reception would roll off his back. Through the years, the director has referred to it as a failure born of fear and creative frustration. Therefore, it may come as a surprise to those who have long dismissed the film to find out just how good and accomplished a piece of work it really is. Granted, the film never reaches the level of intensity of Carpenter's best work (The Thing, In The Mouth of Madness (1995), Prince of Darkness (1987), etc., etc.) but it works very well in light of a premise that can charitably be described as goofy. As a horror film, it is never entirely successful simply because of its premise
it's just too sketchy and out there to take seriously. Where it does succeed is in its depiction of the characters and their relationships. A variation on the theme established in King's Carrie, it carries on the drama of a loser in high school who takes revenge through supernatural forces. Carpenter's evocation of the small town high school milieu is perfectly rendered and never strikes a false note. Similarly, Arnie's transition like the Nutty Professor into Buddy Cole is successful because Carpenter and Keith Gordon take great pains to establish him as a real human being, not a stereotype. One actually feels compassion for him and can't help but derive a certain perverse satisfaction from seeing him take revenge on the sleazy bullies who previously tormented him. As usual, Carpenter employs mobile Panavision camerawork to tremendous effect one senses the presence of a true filmmaker from the very beginning, a 1950s prologue in which the camera swoops through a car shop and introduces us to the vehicle of the title. For what it's worth, he also handles the various "shock" scenes with force and authority for example, the scene in which one of the punks is chased down a dark, deserted road and left as a charred piece of offal in Christine's vengeful wake. Nevertheless, he never manages to quite come to grips with the central conceit of a haunted car, thus making it impossible for the film to become a complete success, despite its many merits.
    Among the pluses is a fine cast. Keith Gordon (Dressed To Kill, 1981, Back To School, 1985) is ideal as Arnie, effectively progressing from victimized dweeb to arrogant sociopath. Alexandra Paul (later of TV's Baywatch) is lovely and persuasive as Arnie's girlfriend, one of the many strong-willed female characters to grace Carpenter's work. Harry Dean Stanton also does a nice job in a small role as a policeman investigating the various murders, but it's Robert Prosky and Roberts Blossom who get the best dialogue in their respective "dirty old men" cameos. ("That's the best smell in the world," Blossom says of the scent of a new car, "except maybe for pussy.") Carpenter also contributes a moody electronic score that's interspersed with Christine's signature tune, George Thorogood's "Bad to the Bone". Decidedly second tier stuff from a filmmaker capable of extraordinary things, but it still rises head and shoulders above the many dire films adapted from King's novel
and despite Carpenter's claims to the contrary, I disagree that he "fucked this one up."

Columbia Tri-Star's DVD of Christine is very much a bare-bones release, but is worth purchasing in order to see the film in its proper 2.35:1 aspect ratio. A fullscreen version is also included, but apart from checking it out to see how poorly Carpenter's work translates to pan and scan, it's not likely to get much play. The image has not been enhanced for widescreen sets, so one can hope that a special edition release will be prepared somewhere down the line. Carpenter has said he'd be willing to contribute a commentary, so there's still hope. Extras are limited to the effective theatrical trailer and sketchy talent bios/filmographies of the principals. 12/24/03
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