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Horrors
Of The Black Museum
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Michael
Gough's nearly apoplectic performance is just
one of the memorable aspects of this lurid little
shocker. For its time this was pretty strong
stuff. While sadistic, sensationalized murders
in the movies have become blasι over the past
quarter-century, in the 1950s it was a very
different story. Horrors
Of The Black Museum
isn't gory, of course especially by modern
standards but it's easy to see why this drive-in
potboiler continues to resonate in the collective
cult movie consciousness.
The
opening scene doubtless plays a big role in
this. (Before viewing the DVD it'd been nearly
30 years since I'd last seen the film, and I
could still recall the sequence quite vividly.)
In London, a young woman receives an unexpected
package in the mail. A surprise gift from an
admirer? Inside is a pair of shiny black binoculars.
She moves to the window to try them out...
and spring-loaded spikes shoot out of the eye
pieces. Not just blinded, the victim is killed
as the spikes plunge into her brain. Ouch! The
binocular murder is but the latest in a string
of extremely bizarre killings to rock London,
each more ghastly than the last. The Scotland
Yard detective in charge of the case, Superintendent
Graham (Geoffrey Keen of Taste
The Blood Of Dracula and The
Spy Who Loved Me), is baffled by the lack
of motive. None of the victims knew each other
or were related in any way. The killer apparently
strikes for the simple thrill of getting away
with it.
Enter
Edmund Bancroft (Gough), Britain's premier 'True
Crime' writer. He considers himself a superior
criminologist to anyone at the Yard; to his
mind the police are little more than fumbling
fools. Insufferably arrogant, he revels in chiding
the cops
both in print and to their faces
for their failure to make headway in the case.
(Why Yard personnel keep letting him in the
building is the film's biggest mystery.) Bancroft
predicts the killer will strike again and that
there's nothing the law can do to stop the reign
of terror. He should know. He planned every
one of the murders. And more are in the works.
Bancroft,
obsessed by murder, is stark raving mad. With
the royalties from his best-selling books he's
established a private "Black Museum" in the
basement of his mansion, featuring wax replicas
of famous killers and all manner of death-dealing
weapons and instruments of torture. (Including
a whole wall full of electronic gizmos that'd
make Baron Frankenstein green with envy. Just
what purpose any of these devices serves is
never mentioned.) This loving shrine to the
diabolical is maintained with the help of Rick
(Graham Curnow), Bancroft's young assistant,
whom the crazed writer controls by means of
hypnosis and a Jekyll and Hyde-type drug. It
is Rick who carries out the murders, each meticulously
planned by his master. The more sensational
the crimes, the more money Bancroft can make
by writing about them. But once Rick becomes
involved with a girl who's just a bit too curious
about his work, Bancroft's evil scheme eventually
unravels... Not exactly the ending he'd so confidently
plotted out in advance.
Before getting his just desserts our villain
has his slutty mistress (June Cunningham) decapitated
with a makeshift guillotine and a suspicious
doctor electrocuted and then dumped in the museum's
handy acid vat. Considering when the movie was
made, the fate of Rick's girlfriend Angela (Shirley
Anne Field) came as something of a surprise
and provides the film's most solid 'shock' moment.
In fact, there's a general tone of nastiness
to the mayhem one just doesn't expect from a
'50s film
a precursor of cinematic things to come. This
was an envelope-pushing exploitation pic in
its day and the main reason it's still remembered
over 40 years on.
That,
and perhaps Michael Gough. The venerable actor
(Horror Of Dracula,
1962's Phantom
Of The Opera) is simply astonishing to behold
here. As the insane Bancroft he's completely
over the top and damn near out of control. Vincent
Price at his absolute hammiest couldn't begin
to lay a glove on this performance. Also, Price
would've likely managed to inject a small touch
of humanity, even humor, into the role. Not
Gough. His Bancroft is a total monster: supremely
arrogant, misogynistic, sadistic, thoroughly
evil. Perhaps dismissive of the exploitative
nature of the material, Gough simply decided
to play it to the hilt as pure camp. He snarls
and bellows his lines as if performing on stage,
trying to reach the very last row of a very
big theater. He's able to work himself up into
a rage in nanoseconds; one can almost feel the
spittle flying off the screen when he's on a
rant. There were a few moments when I could've
sworn he was on the verge of spontaneous combustion!
Normally such a performance merely exasperates
the viewer, or even leaves one embarrassed for
the actor involved. Not in this case. With Gough
it inexplicably works. (He played virtually
the same character
in the same wildly over-the-top style
in the 1961 giant ape-run-amuck
cheesefest Konga.)
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After
its release was delayed a number of times, VCI's
DVD of Horrors
Of
The
Black Museum
finally arrives bursting at the seams with extras.
Rare for an exploitation film of this vintage to
receive such lavish treatment, VCI is to be commended
for the job they've done. The film itself has never
looked or sounded better (at least when viewed on
a non-progressive scan player). The anamorphic widescreen
transfer is quite good and the mono audio track
marvelously crisp and clear.
With all these extra features it's hard to know
where to begin! In a sense the DVD is itself a "museum"
to the work of producer Herman Cohen (1925-2002),
low budget auteur behind such drive-in classics
as I Was A Teenage Werewolf,
I Was A Teenage Frankenstein,
Blood Of Dracula, and
How To Make A Monster.
(With Black
Museum
he began a period of producing films in England.)
First and foremost there's a heartfelt video documentary,
co-written by film historian Tom Weaver and narrated
by Cohen friend Didier Chatelain, which provides
a nice overview of Cohen's career in the film industry
from teenage theater usher to trend-setting movie
producer. (A recorded phone interview with Cohen
is also included, but the aural quality is such
I could barely understand most of what was said.)
Cohen himself speaks about Black
Museum
on an audio commentary originally recorded in the
1990s for a laserdisc version of the film; a second
audio commentary features score composer Gerard
Schurmann and film critic David Del Valle.
Then there's the photo/still gallery, scrolling
text biographies (actors Gough, Cunningham, Curnow,
and Field and director Arthur Crabtree), and both
the U.S. and European trailers for Black
Museum. Additionally, trailers for VCI releases
Target Earth, Blood
And Black Lace, The
Whip And The Body, City
Of The Dead, Ruby,
and The Bird
With The Crystal Plumage are tossed in for good
measure. Instead of a simple Chapter Listing card
the disc comes with a fold-out reproduction of Black
Museum's
Italian poster with liner notes on the reverse side.
And there's still more. The DVD also provides
the original "Hypnovista" sequence that opened the
film when it first played in theaters. A gimmick
in the William Castle vein, it's a 14-minute piece
featuring a dorky, supposedly real-life psychologist
'hypnotizing' the audience in preparation for the
movie to come. It's amazingly dumb and occasionally
funny (unintentionally so) but I'm glad it's included
as a supplement and not tacked onto the movie itself.
Without it Horrors Of
The Black
Museum
runs a lean 78 minutes; personally, I prefer to
get straight to Michael Gough reducing the scenery
to matchsticks.
This
disc would certainly merit at least a "9"
rating based on its presentation of the film and
notable array of worthwhile supplements... if it
weren't for a few technical bugs. The audio commentary
by Del Valle and Schurmann, which is quite entertaining
and funny, suddenly zips into fast-forward a little
past the one hour point, going on like this to the
end of the film. While the animated menus are a
nice touch, the Special Features screen fashioned
to resemble the museum's display of knives, daggers
and swords proved almost impossible to navigate
when playing the disc in a PC DVD-ROM. I tested
it on two different computers with the same frustrating
result. (The screen works fine in a conventional
component player, it should be noted.)
Because
of these technical faults I regrettably must downgrade
my Disc Rating to "7". 5/20/03 |
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