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U.K.
- U.S.A. / 1961
Directed
by John Lemont
Starring
Michael
Gough
Margo
Johns
Claire
Gordon
Color / 90 Minutes / Not Rated
Format:
DVD (R1 - NTSC)
MGM Home Entertainment
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2007
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SEE
Michael Gough obsessively touch his monkey!
Okay —
so it's not really a monkey, but rather an ape. (Monkeys have
tails.) But Gough does darn near rub the fur off a baby
chimpanzee in one scene... Holding the animal while reciting
a long passage of expositionary dialog, he was probably just
trying to keep it mollified until the end of the take. At any
moment I expected the chimp to finally grab Gough's hand and
bark, "Dammit, would you please just stop that?" (What
can I say? I grew up watching Planet
Of The Apes and Lancelot Link.)
This
isn't even the worst of the indignities endured by the cute
little fella... or Gough, for that matter. Konga
is doubtless the only film in the venerable actor's career in
which he's shown giving a chimpanzee hypodermic injections in
the butt.
Thought to have perished
in a fiery plane crash in the African jungle, botanist Dr. Charles
Decker (Gough) returns to England a year later with a miraculous
tale of survival — and a baby chimp named Konga in tow. He's
also brought with him seedlings from varieties of strange plants
totally unknown to modern science. While living among the Buganda
people, Decker was shown the incredible secrets of these plants
by the tribe's witchdoctor. Extracts from the plants can be
made into a potion that causes incredible growth spurts in animals
that ingest it. This potion has the additional fantastical property
of rendering such animals totally obedient to their handlers
— a form of botanically-induced mind control. Decker plans to
secretly grow specimens of the plants in his greenhouse, then
reproduce and refine the witchdoctor's potion into a serum.
Pet chimp Konga has a big role to play in these experiments...
Konga's
producer, American Herman Cohen, struck gold in the late '50s
with drive-in favorites such as I Was
A Teenage Werewolf and Blood Of
Dracula, then moved to England where his pictures could
be shot in color for less money. (Konga
was originally to be entitled I Was
A Teenage Gorilla.) Michael Gough appeared in five
of Cohen's U.K.-based productions; he's given free rein to ham
it up in all of them. A fine character actor, Gough probably
decided to just have fun and go balls-to-the-wall with these
roles due to the inherently silly nature of the scripts. Thank
goodness, too, since his histrionics are easily the most entertaining
aspect of these lurid, pulp comic book horrors.
Like 1935's The
Raven, Konga is one of those
rare films that actually benefits from a super-hammy performance
rather than being undermined by it. Gough may not be quite as
apoplectic a scenery chewer here as in Horrors
Of The Black Museum (also produced by Cohen), but — even
when only cruising in fourth gear — he still gives Bela Lugosi
a stiff challenge for the winner's cup. This is only fitting
given that, until the final 20 minutes, the film plays exactly
like one of those 1940s Poverty Row cheapies Lugosi so often
headlined: a mad scientist resorts to murder, using a gorilla
he's experimenting on (i.e., a guy in a crappy ape costume)
to eliminate rivals and enemies. Notice I said "gorilla"...
Our title character starts out as a baby chimp, morphing into
an adult chimpanzee after Decker administers the first injection,
but with the second dose of the formula Konga is magically transformed
into a man in a gorilla suit (supposedly played by Robot
Monster's "Ro-Man" himself, George Barrows). Logically,
shouldn't Konga be a six foot chimpanzee? Doc Decker
didn't say nuthin' 'bout no species change! (Why create a brand
new chimp costume when you've got that ratty old gorilla suit
in the back of the closet?)
Fortunately the abject
ludicrousness of this film doesn't end there. The special plants
Decker grows are all carnivorous man-eaters ("There's danger
in that hungry plant... It thrives on meat!" he declares
in almost lascivious tones); one particularly phallic-looking
variety resembles an enormous, throbbing black dildo — complete
with veins! While we wait for Konga to get that final booster
shot propelling him to truly gargantuan size, an amusingly turgid
soap opera plays out with Decker going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
over a buxom, bubbleheaded blonde college girl (Claire Gordon).
Naturally it's this retroactive onset of puberty that proves
to be the mad doc's downfall. Jilted, his fortyish assistant
Margaret (Margo Johns) — who for some inexplicable reason carries
an unrequited torch for this obnoxious nutter — takes revenge
by injecting Konga with an overdose of the formula. Much unintentional
hilarity ensues.
Laughable dialog,
pathetic special effects and (especially) Gough's deliciously
hammy turn make Konga a recommended
experience for all true cheese lovers.
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Issued
by MGM to coincide with the release of Peter Jackson's über-hyped
modern version of King Kong, the
Konga DVD would've been an ideal
addition to the label's beloved Midnite Movie line — after
all, the film was originally distributed by AIP and its now out-of-print
VHS incarnation bore the Midnite Movie logo. But with the
imprint currently in limbo after Sony's acquisition of MGM, the
disc has instead been released as a standard bargain-priced title.
(Either way there'd be no difference in cost to the consumer;
I just think the disc naturally belongs on my special "Midnite
Movie" shelf!)
The film itself is presented
in non-anamorphic 1.66:1 which the packaging erroneously states
is fullframe. The print, while not flawless, looks very, very
good; I certainly don't recall TV broadcasts of Konga
being this colorful. (Check out the funky lime and lavender interior
paint scheme of Decker's house.) The mono audio track is clean
and clear. A trio of trailers — including one for Godzilla:
Final Wars — is tossed in as an extra, but Konga's
isn't one of them.
12/13/05 |
| UPDATE
This disc went OOP about a year after our review was posted. In
September 2007 MGM reissued Konga
on a double feature "Midnite Movies" DVD, pairing it
with the South Korean-made Godzilla wannabe Yongary,
Monster From The Deep (1967). |
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