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Italy
- Spain / 1980
Directed by Umberto Lenzi
Starring
Hugo Stiglitz
Laura Trotter
Mel Ferrer
Color / 92 Minutes / Not Rated
Format: DVD (R0 - NTSC)
Anchor Bay Entertainment
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Most
of the tried-and-true conventions of the Italian
zombie film are tossed overboard in Nightmare
City, an Italo-Spanish co-production directed
by Umberto Lenzi (Cannibal
Ferox, Eaten
Alive). Here the living dead aren't gut-munching
flesh eaters but rather blood-drinking vampires.
They're anything but slow and lethargic —
no shambling, automaton-like revenants staggering
around in this baby. These monsters are as fast
and coordinated as normal humans. They run, jump,
fistfight, drive vehicles and use weapons! It's
one thing to defend yourself against mindless
zombies who just shuffle towards you, trying to
grab hold for a snack. But what do you do when
they pick up submachine guns and start blasting?
(Besides laughing, that is.)
Hugo "Stiff Man"
Stiglitz — who makes Star Trek's Mr. Spock
seem like an emotional powderkeg — stars as Dean
Miller, a TV journalist assigned to interview
an important scientist. He and a cameraman go
to the city airport to cover the arrival of the
scientist, who's scheduled to make a statement
concerning a serious radiation leak at a nuclear
power plant. While they're waiting on the tarmac
an unidentified cargo plane appears over the runway,
coming in to land. The plane, which fails to respond
to I.D. requests by the control tower, touches
down and is immediately surrounded by airport
security forces. Miller senses a potential story;
he and his cameraman move closer to record the
action. The plane's door opens and out steps the
scientist they were sent to interview... but the
egghead immediately plunges a knife into the chest
of the security commander! Suddenly a whole platoon
of zombies leaps from the plane and goes Berserker
on the airport troops. Stabbing and bludgeoning
the soldiers with knives and clubs, the ghouls
snatch up the guns of the fallen and mow down
reinforcements rushing to the battle. Miller is
dumbstruck to see a number of the creatures absorb
full machinegun blasts to the chest without being
fazed. He's even more shocked when the attackers
cut the throats of wounded and dead soldiers to
drink their blood. With the unbelievable events
caught on tape, Miller and the cameraman wisely
beat feet from the airport back to the TV station.
You're probably
thinking that now would be a swell time for some
truly horrible disco-flavored Dance Fever
shenanigans, complete with guys and gals in leotards
step-two-three-fouring to really bad choreography.
(No?) When Miller interrupts the live broadcast
of just such a show to report what he's seen,
the station boss has the plug pulled before he
can roll the tape. Local military authorities
have ordered a complete news blackout about the
incident at the airport. Infuriated (Hugo's face
does actually move a bit here), Miller quits his
job on the spot. Before leaving the station he
pauses to call his wife. Time for more hell to
break loose! Zombies have infiltrated the building
and unleash a murderous rampage that thankfully
slaughters all those awful dancers. (One of 'em
gets a tit sliced off!) Amid the chaos Miller
barely manages to escape, commandeering a car
and racing for the hospital where his wife works.
The remainder of
the film cuts back and forth between the travails
of Miller and his physician wife Anna (Laurie
Trotter), the HQ where military commander General
Murchison (Mel Ferrer) fails to get a grip on
the crisis, and two other pointless subplots:
the general's daughter and disrespectful son-in-law,
and an army major who's pushing 60 with a sexy
artist wife half his age. Essayed by wooden and/or
poorly dubbed performers, you won't care about
the fate of any of them. Nothing makes much logical
sense and the characters do incredibly stupid
things. This is the type of movie where, in the
midst of an apocalyptic catastrophe, people turn
off radios broadcasting emergency announcements.
The zombies are actually smarter than the humans!
They even sabotage the city's electrical grid,
knocking out power and communications. What little
we learn about the creatures comes from briefings
to Murchison by subordinates. Somehow exposure
to radiation has turned them into superhuman,
living dead vampires who can only be killed by
bullets to the head. Anyone slain or bitten by
them in turn becomes a bloodthirsty ghoul, driven
to kill. Thus the contamination spreads...
Nightmare City
is deliriously goofy and all the more entertaining
for it. The zombie attack scenes are a riot —
one can't help chuckling while watching them kick
human ass. That they've a predilection for ripping
the blouses and bras from their female victims
means there's a healthy dose of gratuitous nudity
as well. (The ghouls get a nifty, catchy bit of
theme music for the mass attack scenes, too, courtesy
of composer Stelvio Cipriani. You can listen to
a snippet of it by clicking the MP3 link on the
left-hand sidebar.) And that's not all... A small
portable TV hurled at one of the creatures explodes
with the force of a thermite grenade... Though
Murchison issues official orders to shoot all
zombies in the head — "Aim
for the brain" —
his troops apparently forget this key point, later
shown blazing away to no effect (Oh
no! Shades of Hell
Of The Living Dead!)...
Despite being virtually immune to bullets, a zombie
howls in agony when a door is slammed on his fingers...
Yep, folks, it's that kind of movie. Even
the lame, nonsensical ending seems fitting given
all the stupidity that precedes it.
And one more thing:
I'd be remiss if I didn't mention a key ingredient
of this gooey cheese soufflé —
the appearance of the monsters themselves. If
you're looking for decayed, maggot-infested Fulci-style
ghouls then forget it. The creature makeup here
is as silly as everything else in the flick. Many
of the zombies have heads that look like charred
meatballs... or even South Park's Mr. Hanky!
With stuff like this — and
maybe some pizza rolls and a six pack —
Nightmare
City should keep you fairly bemused the
whole way through.
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Nightmare
City first
appeared in the U.S. on home video in 1984 under
the misleading title City of the Walking Dead.
(As described above, these living dead are certainly
more energetic than that — their serious "blood
jones" keeps 'em on the go!) On VHS the movie was
cropped, cut and looked/sounded pretty bad. Anchor
Bay's new DVD edition is like viewing an entirely
different film. The widescreen presentation really
opens things up. Colors are vivid; I didn't notice
any wear and tear on the print whatsoever. The greatly
improved picture quality is complimented by a generally
strong mono audio track, with only occasional moments
when I had to up the volume a tick or two to catch
all the dialog.
Extras: The theatrical trailer is provided,
along with a step-through text bio/filmography of
director Umberto Lenzi. The prolific Italian schlockmeister
is also the focus of a 13-minute video interview.
Speaking in subtitled Italian, the professorial-looking
Lenzi discusses the making of Nightmare
City and the anti-pollution moral he was
attempting to imbue it with. (So that's where
all that philosophical babble in some of the movie's
dialog came from!) It's actually amusing that Lenzi
is so deadly serious about this... Didn't he watch
his own film? While a pro-environment message is
noble, it's something of a stretch to imagine audiences
coming away with anything other than zombies, action,
tits and gore. Nightmare City
is an exploitation flick, nothing more. To see it
as having any possible value other than as
pure entertainment — of the "so bad it's good" variety
— is ridiculous.
8/20/02 |
| UPDATE
In April 2008, Blue Underground is reissuing this
title using the identical transfer and extras
as the AB disc reviewed here. (Different cover art,
however.) |
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