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Santo
Vs. The Martian Invasion
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Mexican
wrestling superhero El Santo starred in an astonishing
58 movies during his cinematic career.
They exist in a Mondo Bizarro all their own, featuring
the masked crimefighter battling mad scientists,
mummies, and even Dracula and the Wolf Man when
not taking down opponents in the ring. Santo
Contra La Invasion De Los Marcianos ("Santo
Vs. The Martian Invasion") is one of
the goofiest —
and consequently fun —
of Santo's many screen adventures. VCI brings
it to DVD in a stunning original language edition
that's sure to please his legion of fans on both
sides of the border.
Crewing a toy spaceship that makes noises
cribbed from Forbidden Planet,
a platoon of shirtless, spandex-wearing Martians
with long blond hair land in Mexico. Their aim
is to force the nations of Earth to renounce war
and atomic experimentation or suffer the consequences.
The invaders announce their presence by cutting
in on a TV broadcast. Unfortunately no one takes
them seriously... believing instead that the Martians'
ultimatum was some kind of comedy skit! To demonstrate
their power the aliens decide to kill a bunch
of Earthlings. Using teleportation belts, a pair
of Martians materializes at a sporting field,
where (stock footage of) a big bicycle race is
occurring. Santo happens to be giving a wrestling
demonstration to a group of kids there. The Martians
rather cold-bloodedly start disintegrating hundreds
of people with the Astral Eye, a blinking eye-shaped
light built into their helmets. Santo is stunned
when some of the kids he's instructing are vaporized
before his eyes. (To tell the truth, so was I!)
Springing into action, our hero puts a number
of wrestling moves on the Martians who are forced
to beat a hasty retreat via their teleportation
belts. (Which, by the way, make a ridiculous "boing!"
sound effect when used.) While the authorities
put out cover stories to avert panic, Santo consults
with yet another scientist pal of his, the esteemed
Prof. Onorico (Manuel Zozaya), in a search for
possible countermeasures. The Martian commander,
Argos (Wolf Ruvinskis), orders the kidnapping
of various
Mexican nationals and the capture of the "extraordinary"
Santo for eventual dissection back on Mars. The
Man in the Silver Mask thwarts them time and
again, even
when busty Martian babes are dispatched to seduce
him. The physically strongest of the aliens pulls
a switcheroo with one of his wrestling opponents
(the Undead tried the exact same thing in Samson
Vs. The Vampire Women), and is even able to
—
gasp!
—
remove Santo's
mask in the ring. (Don't worry; our hero's cleverly
wearing a spare underneath.) Santo reasons that
his best chance of defeating the Martians is to
gain possession of one of their belts and locate
the hidden spaceship. He stages a wrestling bout
in a deserted arena, hoping the Martians will
appear and challenge him.
Santo Contra La Invasion
De Los Marcianos is as silly as all get-out
— what else could you expect from a low budget
Mexican sci-fi wrestling flick? If you've seen
any other Santo adventures then you know what
I mean. Despite the ludicrous plot and costumes,
plus the fact that it's basically a kiddie movie
to begin with, everything is played in deadly
earnest, with straight faces throughout. El Santo
makes for a great, stalwart good guy. He's the
type of superhero who relaxes at home in costume,
shown reclining on his bed reading a book while
decked out in full wrestling regalia. You can't
but help rooting for him in his battle to save
Earth. (In his fifties by the time of filming,
Santo's still in great shape but a bit slower
here than in earlier pics, certainly less energetic.
Some of the wrestling bouts in this one can get
a bit dry.)
I have to admit, though, that the Santo films
are the rare instances when I prefer dubbed versions
to the original Spanish. Goofy fun in any language,
we nonetheless missed the often hysterical dub
work done for the Santo flicks imported for American
TV in the '60s by K. Gordon Murray. (In which
Santo is re-named "Samson".)
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VCI's
release of Santo
Contra La Invasion De Los Marcianos on
DVD is undeniably the most deluxe treatment a
Santo film has ever received for home video. The
slightly letterboxed print is in nearly pristine
shape, an immense improvement over the 16mm dupes
used for BWF's two Santo discs, Samson
In The Wax Museum and Samson
Vs. The Vampire Women.
The original Spanish language track sounds remarkably
good. And in a commendable move, the film and
included supplements are presented in a way that's
user-friendly to both Spanish and English-speaking
viewers. Upon loading, the disc defaults to the
Spanish language menu. Clicking on the American
flag at the bottom right of the screen loads the
English menu, which automatically enables all
spoken audio with easy-to-read English subtitles.
A plethora of Extras are provided. Prof. Juan
Carlos Vargos of Mexico's University of Guadalajara
provides informative audio essays on both El Santo
and costar Ruvinskis (himself a popular Mexican
TV star) which are accentuated with numerous movie
stills. Santo also merits a separate essay on
his extensive filmography utilizing posters and
lobby cards. The masked El Hijo del Santo (the
"Son of Santo") speaks on camera for
a 30 minute interview
discussing not only the career of his illustrious
father but his own donning of the silver mask,
in 1982, to follow in his footsteps.
The original theatrical trailer to Santo
Contra La Invasion De Los Marcianos is
also
included — one of the Martians is played by a
Mexican wrestler actually billed as "El Nazi"
— along with trailers to three other Mexifilms...
which, unfortunately, have nothing to do
with wrestling. (One's a singing cowboy-soap opera
kind of thing, apparently.) All of these trailers
are in marvelous shape, including Santo's; I really
wish the others had been previews of wrestling-fanstasy
adventures as well. But that's just nitpicking.
Based on this terrific disc, I sincerely hope
that Kit Parker Films, via VCI, will bring even
more Santo films to DVD in the future. 3/07/02
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