Don't Go in the House
U.S.A. | 1980
Directed by Joseph Ellison
Starring
Dan Grimaldi
Robert Osth
Ruth Dardick
Color
| 82 Minutes | R
Format: DVD (R1 - NTSC)
Shriek Show
Flame on.
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"You know, you're crazy! I always said you were crazy!"
He likes 'em well done.
Mom's starting to get ripe.
"I was burned, just like in Hell."
She shouldn't have gone into the house.
Phantoms in the flames.
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Guest Review by Troy Howarth
A traumatized mamma's boy (Dan Grimaldi) goes on a killing spree after his mother dies...
    A bold-faced imitation of Psycho, complete with menacing shots of the old house on the hill and plenty of interplay between the babbling maniac and his departed mother, Don't Go In The House is perhaps most interesting for its relative lack of bloodshed. Filmed at the beginning of the slasher boom in the late 1970s and early '80s, it seems to borrow its approach more from John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) than from most of the far bloodier films that followed it. The story doesn't contain any real surprises, but director Joseph Ellison makes a competent job of it.
    At the center of the film is Dan Grimaldi as Donald Kohler. Grimaldi, now known for his role as Patsy on the wildly popular show The Sopranos, plays Kohler in a deliberately stiff, affectless manner. He heightens the character's childhood trauma by playing him as a child stuck in a man's body. He's awkward, sometimes painfully so, and never comes across as somebody who really wants to hurt other people. As such, Kohler becomes a relatively sympathetic protagonist, driven by forces outside of his control to kill. The film plays very much like a treatise on the effects of childhood abuse, recalling Mario Bava's more blackly comic 1968 giallo A Hatchet for the Honeymoon. The real villain of the piece, as such, is the character of the mother, who used to abuse Kohler by holding his arms over open flames whenever he misbehaved. This novel form of abuse gives way to one of the more unusual methods of killing in late '70s-to-early-'80s slasher lore: Kohler has a special fireproof room in his basement where he lures his victims, and once he dresses up in a fireproof suit, he douses them in gasoline and uses a flame-thrower on them! One has to admit, after so many knife, hatchet and chainsaw wielding weirdos in other films of this type, it's kind of refreshing to see Kohler doing something a little bit different.
    Apart from Grimaldi, the rest of the cast is unremarkable. While the likes of Robert Osth as Kohler's only "friend," who turns out to be rather unsympathetic in his own way, are merely adequate, Ralph Bowman as the priest Kohler goes to for comfort is simply laughable — Bowman looks like he'd be far more comfortable playing a mob enforcer than a man of God, and his gruff presence doesn't mesh with the character he is playing one bit.
    Ellison's direction is competent, and he keeps a reasonably good grip on the pacing. Technical credits are never spectacular, but the film has a slickness to it that stands in contrast to some of the more rough and ready slasher pictures of the period. Richard Einhorn's music score is fairly conventional, but it doesn't hurt the film.

Media Blasters' release of Don't Go in the House, as part of the Shriek Show line of horror titles, is satisfactory. The 1.85 matting is bound to cause some controversy, but MB makes it clear in the supplements that it was transferred at this ratio at the request of cinematographer Oliver Wood, who insists the compositions were meant for this ratio. The anamorphically enhanced picture looks very good — colors are a bit muted, but this seems to be the way the film was shot. Detail is a little soft in some shots, but this, too, could be a byproduct of the cinematography. The mono audio track is clean and clear — dialogue, music and sound effects come through strong, without distortion.
    Extras include an on-camera interview with Grimaldi, a commentary track with Grimaldi, trailers for the film and other Shriek Show titles, and a segment which compares the unmatted version of the film with the matted edition. The interview and commentary show Grimaldi to be a nice, down-to-earth actor who looks back on the film with a lot of fondness; while his track has some dead air and he tends to repeat himself from time to time, it's interesting to see how sincere he appears to be with regards to the film and the impact it had on his career (it was his film debut, and a starring role at that). The matting segment reveals that some nudity is affected, thus sure to upset the skin connoisseurs, but it seems likely that Wood's assertion that this was meant to be projected at 1.85 is accurate; the compositions certainly look adequately rendered in their matted form.
1/30/06

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