Planet Terror
U.S.A. | 2007
Directed by Robert Rodriguez
Starring
Rose McGowan
Freddy Rodríguez
Josh Brolin
Color | 105 Minutes | Not Rated
Format: DVD (R1 - NTSC | 2-disc set)
Dimension/Genius Products
Darling Cherry.
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Green gas = zombie slime.
The doctor saw.
Dakota's all thumbs.
Heating up the screen.
Ripped apart.
Her dancin' days are done.
A not so useless talent.
PLANET TERROR
Action-packed
Blood 'n' Guts
Bare Flesh
 
Movie Rating  
8
  DVD Rating   9   10 = Highest Rating  
Guest Review by Ryan Brewer
Planet Terror is Robert Rodriguez's full-feature contribution to the double bill Grindhouse film. While the segment directed by Quentin Tarantino, Death Proof, was very talky and slow (with some fantastic car chases and stunts), I find that Planet Terror is more in tune with my cult film sensibilities. It's just plain fun. After all, the main character is a go-go dancer who strives to be a standup comedian.
    What's it about? In this film you have a mysterious stranger known as El Wray (Freddy Rodríguez), who can proficiently dispense mayhem with most any weapon — from butterfly knives to high-powered automatic rifles — without ever missing. His love interest and heroine of the story is Cherry (Rose McGowan), the flick's famed cover art girl with the machine gun leg. Bruce Willis plays Lt. Muldoon, the doomed Marine officer who took out Osama Bin Laden (!) in command of troops who've been exposed to the horrific nerve agent DC2. There's Dr. William Block (Josh Brolin) and his spouse Dr. Dakota Block (Marley Shelton), who are having a rough time struggling with a failing marriage; hubby is on the edge of a breakdown concerning his wife's extramarital shenanigans with Tammy ("Fergalicious" pop singer Stacy Ferguson), while Dakota — who packs anesthetic-loaded syringes in her garter belt — formulates her own plans. The scenery chewing Texas Ranger Earl McGraw (Michael Parks), seen in From Dusk Till Dawn, Kill Bill, Vol. 1 and Death Proof, returns in what is probably his most active role in any of the Tarantino/Rodriguez films. There are additional colorful characters (notably the "Crazy Babysitter Twins" and a number of cult film veterans, such as Michael Biehn and Tom Savini), but I'll try to stay focused... The best thing going here is that this is a deliriously gory zombie movie; now that it's available in unrated form it is even somewhat gooier. A deal goes sour between Muldoon and bio-weapons engineer Abby (Naveen Andrews) over a cache of DC2, which turns people into mutating, slime-dripping, flesh-eating zombies. (Previously exposed, Muldoon and his men must inhale small regular doses of DC2 to prevent the change.) When canisters of the stuff are punctured, the green gas is carried by the wind so that we get an entire town full of zombies to battle the heroic human survivors. Big shootouts ensue. This, like all 'besieging zombie' movies, is about survival
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    Planet Terror is an entertaining zombie romp, but know that it's not like any of the serious 'Romero-esqe' genre efforts... The special effects are great or certainly great for a flick such as this, one intended to have a somewhat cheesy feel to it. The acting is appropriate for what is needed. It was strange how much of the film felt familiar (i.e., the zombie-creating gas) yet maintained a freshness throughout with some genuinely unexpected twists.
    The film is designed to look and feel like you're watching a worn-out copy that has played at every fleapit in town. There are pops, jumps, grain, magenta saturation, and "missing reels" digitally added to give the effect of a vintage, beat-up print. It makes for an interesting experience.

The current release is the two-disc "Extended & Unrated" version, using the imprimatur "Grindhouse Presents" (as did the Death Proof DVD). The first disc contains the film, presented in anamorphic 1:85:1. Picture looks great aside from all of the previous mentioned digitally-inserted visual flaws. There is a high level of detail even with the imposed grain. The 5.1 English and Spanish audio tracks rock; I actually heard some creeping footsteps in my rear speakers. There's also a 5.1 Surround "reaction" track, a recording of live-audience eeewwws and aaahhs. (It's rather like watching a horror movie on TV with a laugh track, except that the people are screaming, cheering, etc. as well as laughing.) Special features include an audio commentary by director Rodriguez, a poster gallery, and the international trailer. The commentary makes for a very informative listen as Rodriguez details what went in to making the film and many behind-the-scenes stories. Rodriguez also points out whenever there is anything new on screen that was not included in the R-rated theatrical cut of the film. The best "special feature" to me — and it isn't even considered a bonus, really — is the inclusion of the mock trailer Machete, featuring Danny Trejo as the imposing title character (the "wrong Mexican" to "fuck with"). I was so pissed when I bought the Death Proof DVD and the mock trailers weren't included, but at least on this release this trailer precedes the main feature.
    Disc 2 contains six short featurettes concerning the creation of this wild action/horror/comedy ride: 10-Minute Film School, The Badass Babes of Planet Terror, The Tough Guys of Planet Terror, Sickos, Bullets & Explosions: The Stunts of Planet Terror, Casting Rebel and The Friend, the Doctor & the Real Estate Agent. While I've found that many making-of documentaries are truly boring, all of these featurettes should hold most folk's attention. They're generally of the "puff piece" variety but smartly made and fun. (The best of them is the 10-Minute Film School with Robert Rodriguez.) In one of these segments the director mentions that a newer addition of this film is in the works for release on DVD in 2008. Perhaps with this future edition fans will get the complete Grindhouse experience, but until then we can watch this solid release. 12/17/07
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