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1981
Directed by Jess Franco
Starring
Olivia Pascal
Christopher Moosbrugger
Nadja Gerganhoff
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85 Minutes
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Not Rated
Format: DVD (R0 - NTSC)
Severin Films
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Guest
Review by Rod
Barnett |
If,
ten
years ago, I had
been told that by 2008 there would be literally
dozens of Jess Franco movies available on DVD
in often superlative special editions, I would've
laughed until it hurt. But that's exactly what
has come to pass. Strange thing is, I now actually
look forward to the damned things! Not because
I think Franco is some misunderstood cinematic
genius on my, no!
Far too often a Franco film is a mighty fine cure
for insomnia. Still, I can hardly wait for a heretofore
unknown film from his massive body of work to
hit DVD. I've become fascinated by how he occasionally,
almost accidentally, produces something I like.
It's not often that this odd confluence occurs,
but when it does I really enjoy the ride. My interests
and Old Uncle Jess' match up on only a few things
naked women, old
horror tales, pulp adventure stories and... naked
women. I'm not one of the many fans of his work
who's enamored of the long dull stretches in which
we watch people smoke in music clubs while brooding
about their horrible feelings of ennui. In the
contest between grass growing and most of Franco's
1970s output I'll stare at the lawn and pray for
rain. But when he seems to be working with an
actual script (instead of making things up as
he shoots) he can string together a pretty entertaining
movie. Such is the case with Bloody
Moon. This is, in many ways, not your average
Jess Franco joint. It doesn't play like one of
his meandering sexual/jazz explorations in which
people speak in arch sentences that could mean
nearly anything while moping discontentedly around
gorgeous European landscapes. It has an actual
story, characters that seem happy, conflicts that
are clear and understandable and a real energy
that so many of his more self indulgent movies
lack. You know
like a real film. If your idea of a real film
is a slasher flick, that is.
Bloody
Moon opens on a nighttime
costume party at a Spanish villa. Under the glow
of a full
moon, horribly scarred
young Miguel (Alexander Waechter) is rejected
by a woman and takes to watching a couple have
sex in the bushes near the party. Using the guy's
discarded Mickey Mouse mask he fools a girl back
to her bungalow on the estate's grounds and starts
to get busy. When the mask comes off she is repulsed
by his awful face. In his sexual rage Miguel stabs
the poor girl to death with a pair of scissors.
Cut to five years later, when Miguel is being
released from the funny farm into the custody
of his foxy sister Manuela (Nadja Gerganoff).
They return to their home, which just happens
to be the large villa where the murder took place.
Interesting. The villa is owned by the aged, wheelchair
bound Countess, who loves her scarred nephew Miguel
but hates niece Manuela with a passion. The Countess
believes Manuela
to be a greedy, manipulative wench with eyes for
the family fortune, so she announces that Miguel
has been made her sole heir. Interesting.
In the ensuing five years the
Countess has allowed hunky Alvero (Christopher
Moosbrugger) to use a section of the villa's grounds
to open a language school. Although the school
is not yet profitable, Alvero feels it soon will
be as the number of students continues to grow.
The handsome fellow seems not too sad that the
place only seems to attract young, beautiful (but
vacuous) girls to enroll something that Miguel
also notices. Interesting. Soon enough scar-face
is skulking in the bushes, leering at the silly
students and drooling as badly as I was.
The night
Miguel comes home there is a full moon and late
that evening, someone creeps into the Countess'
bedroom wielding a burning torch. We see her attacked
but then nothing is ever mentioned about it again.
At first this seems strange (and it is), but it
gets even stranger later on when we are shown
someone wheeling the old lady around the villa
at night. Is she dead? Is someone parading her
corpse around outside to get rid of the odor?
Stop asking questions and just go for the ride!
The lovely
Angela (Olivia Pascal, Vanessa)
shows up for classes a few days late and is lodged
in Bungalow 13 on the villa's grounds. This being
the place where Miguel's earlier ...event... occurred,
coupled with Angela's slightly more fleshed out
personality, point toward her being the apple
of our scissor-happy boy's eye. If she had driven
up in a car with tags spelling out FNLGRL things
couldn't be clearer. Complicating things nicely,
the incestuous nature of Miguel and Manuela's
relationship gets spelled out when she titillates
the poor lad and then rejects him. Her lament
about what others would think of them seems couched
in terms to drive the confused guy to commit terrible
acts. What is this woman up to? The
next thing you know a killer is stalking the villa
and schoolgirls are getting knifed. But the first
few bodies pull a disappearing act and one girl
is even lured off campus for a date with large
industrial stone-cutting buzz saw! This scene
is a real gore showstopper. Amusing as hell (even
though it's not believable for a second), it shows
that Franco and his producers really wanted to
go for broke to create something memorable. And
they succeeded as far as I'm concerned
the few seconds delay for the blood to flow out
of the severed neck had me grinning from ear to
ear!
Back
at the villa a few different suspects are trotted
out for our inspection: a mentally deficient gardener,
a studly young guy who sleeps with most of the
girls, and even Alvero are shown to be possibly
in the wrong place at the right time. But as more
attempts on her occur and more girls go missing,
Angela becomes increasingly nervous, jumping at
shadows and afraid to go to sleep at night. Sure
that she saw her friend Eva murdered
even if the body went missing
seconds afterward she
sets out to identify the glimpsed masked killer.
Is it Miguel? Or is the answer stranger than that?
Oh come
on! You know it is not Miguel from the moment
he starts hiding in the bushes to watch the bikini
clad chicks! It HAS to be someone else. Unless
they're pulling a double bluff one us. No, no!
Don't go that way. That path leads to madness.
Plus the film doesn't really warrant too much
thought. Its got a number of hysterical continuity
errors in which people change clothes from one
room to another, no one acts as if there is any
danger until a bloody weapon is near them, no
one wonders about the suddenly missing Countess,
a pathetic 'cat scare' is employed and the handmade
English signs around the school are ineptly funny.
Also, those wary of animal cruelty on screen should
shy away as a snake meets its end from a pair
of garden sheers. The fact that it's a visual
play on the scissors as a murder weapon and could
even be seen as a castration metaphor (snake/penis)
doesn't make it any less gruesome.
That's
not to say that the film is without its charms.
While still exhibiting Franco's patented threadbare
sloppiness it has some darned good photography
courtesy of Juan Soler, and though Franco still
relies far too heavily on the zoom lens to save
setups, there are a number of well done shots
throughout the picture. Also, to give the devil
his due, the film does actually have a pretty
interesting mystery driving the story. Even though
it's evident pretty early on that Manuela has
something to do with the various murders, the
final reveal is still a good one. Overall it's
a silly slasher that tries to pull elements from
Halloween
(killer POV camera), Friday
the 13th (offing promiscuous girls) and a
few others but injects a weird Euro-vibe that
makes it pretty entertaining.
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Severin has released Bloody
Moon (onscreen German title Die Sδge
des Todes, "The Saw of Death") at
the same time as another Franco film from the
same period, Devil
Hunter. They've done a fine job. The movie
is presented widescreen and enhanced for 16X9
TVs from a clean, detailed print with good colors
and nearly no damage. The only audio option is
the English mono dub track but it's quite good,
with better than average voice performances adding
to the film instead of detracting. Apparently
this film was on the infamous "Video Nasties"
list in the U.K. (specifically for the buzz saw
murder) so this DVD is touted as "uncut &
uncensored" in case anyone feared an edited
version of that scene.
The
extras are slim but tasty: a trailer and a nearly
20-minute featurette with the director called
Franco Moon. In this typically entertaining
interview, Uncle Jess tells how he was promised
music from Pink Floyd, had to deal with a lead
actress unwilling to get nude, and how he tried
to inject humor into the film. As with all of
his interviews in his later years I'd love to
hear more details about the mad nature of his
various projects, but I'm glad we have what is
presented. Franco always comes off as honest and
happy even if his tales too often paint him as
the man standing against greedy/heartless producers.
A
solid DVD of a fun Eurotrash flick. 11/20/08
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