HELL'S ANGELS '69
U.S.A. | 1969
Directed by Lee Madden
Starring
Tom Stern
Jeremy Slate
Conny Van Dyke

Color
| 96 Minutes | Not Rated
Format: DVD (R1 - NTSC)
Guilty Pleasures
The low-down from Joe Bob.
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Angels CAN fly!
Hangin' with Sonny.
Dash for cash.
The sheriff wants a word.
Dude, I don't think you're gonna make it...
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HELL'S ANGELS '69
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Movie Rating  
5
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Guest Review by Ryan Brewer
Over the last year or so Media Blasters has been repackaging some of their earlier releases in three and four-disc box sets, priced for only a few bucks more than just one of the titles goes for when sold individually. They're culled from every Media Blasters imprint (Shriek Show, Tokyo Shock, Guilty Pleasures, etc.) and represent excellent values for anyone who passed up the various DVDs in their stand-alone form. One of these box sets is the Bikers From Hell Triple Feature Pack, which includes Run, Angel, Run, Hell's Bloody Devils and the movie discussed here, Hell's Angels '69.
    The film concerns two rich, idle brothers (Tom Stern and Jeremy Slate) who are always ready for thrills and excitement, much the same as one of those Thomas Crown movies... only lacking any big name actors playing the leads. Just for kicks (!) the two brothers decide to knock over the Caesar's Palace casino in Las Vegas. The intricate plan relies on their ability to infiltrate the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang (in less than one day, no less). The brothers, posing as bikers with membership in the East Coast club The Salem Witches, approach the Hell's Angels and ask if they can tag along. It seems strange that the Angels would hang out with members of such a feminine-sounding outfit... (I would have picked The Salem Craft or The Salem Warlocks.) The brothers get along well with the Angels and are invited to go riding with them through a small town, harassing folks and doing stunt tricks on their bikes. After the town assault the gang retires to their hangout for some boozing and brawling. So upon infiltrating the Hell's Angels our protagonists explain to the leader of the gang, Sonny (the real-life Sonny Barger, president of the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels), that the group should set its sights on the Vegas Strip.
    The gang makes their roaring debut in Sin City and it's not long until local law enforcement, in the guise of veteran character actor G.D. Spradlin (Apocalypse Now, Ed Wood), makes it clear to the Angels to watch their step. The gang holes up at one the member's aunt's house while the scheming brothers return to Vegas. They book a room at the Caesar's Palace hotel, change into conservative middle class attire and then call the Hell's Angels on the phone, claiming they're being harassed for being bikers. It's all designed to bring the Angels in as a diversion while the robbery goes down. The brothers pull their Ocean's Eleven heist (or rather, Oceans Two) and get out with $600,000. They part ways with the Hell's Angels — not on the best terms — and head home, taking a cross-country desert route. All goes well until the sheriff lets the Angels know that they've been duped. Now there's gonna be hell to pay.

    I will not give away the ending. (It's no big surprise.)
    Hell's Angels '69 won't win any awards but it's actually not that bad, either. Much less sleazy than many of its ilk, the film is a little bit more structured than the typical biker pic (due to the heist angle) but, characteristic of the genre, there's still plenty of running time in which not much of anything happens. And the Hell's Angels are played by genuinely authentic Hell's Angels (even though none of them has even a micron of acting ability). Contributing to the movie's appeal are the supplements that come with the DVD, chiefly an introduction and audio commentary by famed drive-in/B-movie connoisseur Joe Bob Briggs they at least make it worth watching.

The video on this release is presented fullscreen, with no noticeable cropping issues. Picture quality tends to be mangy and does vary at times, giving the film a vintage look. It is a no-frills transfer that does manage to beat VHS. Audio is presented in a serviceable two-channel mono track. It will not knock your socks off, but dialogue is clear and without any distortion. The aforementioned commentary is informative, lively and funny Joe Bob Briggs continues to be a very entertaining guy. (I'm still upset he got killed in Face/Off.) Listening to this track made me interested in checking out other Media Blasters releases that feature Joe Bob commentaries (such as Samurai Cop). There's also a video interview with singer-turned-actress Conny Van Dyke; she plays the biker mama who throws her lot in with the brothers. A Van Dyke photo gallery, trailers for other Media Blaster titles and a liner notes booklet top off the extras. (NOTE: The DVD Rating of "8" applies only to the disc reviewed here, not the entire Bikers From Hell Triple Feature Pack.) 5/11/08
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