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1957
Directed
by Dan Milner
Starring
Tod Andrews
Tina Carver
Linda Watkins
B&W
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Format: DVD-R (NTSC)
Warner Archive Collection
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Review
by
Brian Lindsey
Film:4
DVD:4
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grew up watching cheesy old sci-fi and horror flicks on television
yet somehow this one fell through the cracks. Memories can fade
and get jumbled together with the passage of 30 or 40 years, but
I'd sure as hell remember this baby had I seen it... It's
that retarded. The walking tree stump-monster in From
Hell It Came, the infamous "Tabonga", easily
joins the pathetic beasties of The Creeping
Terror, The
Giant Claw and Creature from the
Haunted Sea in the pantheon of Lamest Movie Monsters of
All Time. |
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Yeah,
you heard right. Walking tree stump-monster. |
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The
Tabonga is born —
literally —
from seeds of vengeance, the manifestation of a death-curse. On
an unnamed South Seas island, a native called Kimo (Gregg Palmer)
is condemned to die for a crime he didn't commit, the murder of
his father, the tribal chieftain. The real culprits are the tribe’s
witchdoctor and the evil usurper who now rules in the slain leader’s
place. Framed for the killing by his scheming wife (Suzanne Ridgeway),
Kimo is staked out on the ground spread-eagle; before a ceremonial
dagger is pounded into his chest he grimly vows to take revenge
from beyond the grave. ("I shall come back from hell and
make you pay for your crimes!") After the execution is
carried out the villagers do some goofy ritualistic dancing and
Kimo’s body, placed in a wicker coffin, is buried vertically in
the tribal cemetery. |
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The
witchdoctor wanted Kimo eliminated because of his interaction
with a small team of American doctors conducting research on the
island. The natives are suffering from a strange plague —
a malady the witchdoctor is powerless to cure —
which the Americans are studying. A few years earlier there was
an atomic bomb test on a nearby atoll and the Pentagon wants to
know if radioactive fallout could be responsible. Kimo had been
urging his people to ask the Americans for help, something the
witchdoctor wasn't going to stand for. (Especially if they could
successfully treat what he could not.) Blaming the Americans for
the plague, the witchdoctor and village chief try to turn their
people against the outsiders although a few enlightened natives
seek their aid in secret. |
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are only five white people on the island: a gabby English widow
(proprietor of the trading post) and four Americans: a trio of
medical researchers and an army sergeant. With Kimo’s execution
they have good reason to be alarmed, since the natives are getting
restless. This concern takes a back seat, however, when the scientists
learn there's something very odd about Kimo's burial site. A strange-looking
tree stump has sprouted overnight from the grave! Protruding from
its weird, fleshy bark is the dagger used to slay Kimo, which
was interred with him. To study this phenomenon the eggheads unearth
the stump and cart it back to the lab. They're amazed to discover
that it has a human-like pulse and heartbeat and is growing at
a fantastically accelerated rate. Have they discovered a completely
unknown species of jungle flora, some kind of plant-animal hybrid?
The search for answers is interrupted when, during a storm that
night, the lab is trashed and the thing disappears. Obviously,
the natives must've broken into the place and stolen it. Yet one
of the scientists (Tod Andrews) isn’t so sure. |
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Kimo
has returned to fulfill his curse, reborn as the legendary Tabonga
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a 7-foot tall ambulatory tree stump that stalks the island in
search of those who wronged him in life. You'd think everybody
else wouldn't have to worry much, but according to legend the
Tabonga keeps on a-walkin' and a-killin', indiscriminately, until
it is somehow stopped. Now it's only a frickin' tree stump,
for Pete's sake, so how hard could that be? Fairly difficult,
it turns out. While the creature may not be particularly intelligent
or agile (understatement of the year there!), even fire cannot
destroy it... |
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Painfully
cheap, From Hell It Came can't
even do justice to the hoary '50s horror/sci-fi clichés it dutifully
trots out. (They could only afford 5 seconds of military stock
footage.) All of the backstory and a big chunk of the plot is
conveyed via clumsy exposition-laden dialog; an obligatory romantic
subplot — involving Andrews' character and his proto-feminist
colleague, played by Tina Carver (one
of the worst movie screamers I've ever heard) —
is as pointless as it is boring. Putting aside the racial insensitivities
of the day, the natives, especially the men, are insultingly so
not Polynesian that I wouldn't be surprised if the film
was banned in Samoa. As the flighty, flirty trading post hostess
Mae, Linda Watkins is ostensibly onboard for comic relief but
she's not funny —
at all —
and her faux Cockney accent is like sandpaper on the eardrums.
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All
of this places any hope for the slightest smidgen of entertainment
value on the broad, knotty shoulders of our malevolent Ent, the
Tabonga. |
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The
suit was designed by Paul Blaisdell, monster maker for such
cult B-movie faves as It Conquered the
World and Invasion of the Saucer
Men. The guy could often work small wonders considering
the paltry budgets and time constraints he labored under, but,
for whatever reason, he comes up woefully short in this case.
(Probably the biggest reason: it's a walking tree stump-monster.)
Slowly shambling through the brush with a perpetual scowl on
his 'face', the Tabonga requires substantial assistance from
his victims to catch and kill them, such as conveniently fainting
into his barely mobile arms or standing still next to a tree
so as to be crushed between it and the monster. (Actually, it
sorta looks like Tabonga is trying to hump him!) This pathetic
loser of a monster is definitely good for a few knee-slappers,
but the movie around him is just a pain to endure. Alas, there's
not enough laughably cheesy monster action to go around.
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is my second go at a DVD from Warner Home Video's Archive Collection,
catalog titles that are 'burned on demand' when ordered via the
company's website. (Doc
Savage: The Man of Bronze was the first.) The discs are
higher quality DVD-Rs of titles Warner is unlikely to ever give
a market-wide release. Thus they are available at WBshop.com (eBay
and Amazon Third Party sellers as well) and are not to be found
at brick & mortar stores. Each DVD comes in standard keepcase
packaging (although not shrinkwrapped; there's no security tape
to mess with) and is given professional looking cover/disc art.
At $19.95 a pop (not counting shipping) I think they're overpriced
by at least 6 to 8 bucks. |
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From
Hell It Came's
anamorphic 1.85:1 transfer actually looks pretty darn good, with
only some minor speckling and a grainy sheen that's completely
understandable for a film of this vintage. The mono audio track
gets the job done with no notable issues.
There are zero extras. 8/21/09 |
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