PORNO
Brazil | 1981
Directors:
D. Cardoso, L. Castellini, J. Doo
Starring
Maristela Moreno
Matilde Mastragni
Zélia Diniz
Color | 81 Minutes | Not Rated
Format: DVD (R0 - NTSC)
Impulse Pictures
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Review by
Troy Howarth

Film:5
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DVD:5
SNEAK PREVIEW | DVD Release Date: September 14, 2010
A collection of three erotic shorts: Bia (Maristela Moreno) picks up Maria Helena (Patricia Scalvi) hoping to deflower her, but she has a big surprise in store; Romano (David Cardoso) takes Ilona (Matilde Mastragni) back to his place for some kinky role playing; and Marcos (Arthur Roveder) is tormented by the thought that his blind lover, Diana (Zelia Diniz), can see him through the mirrors in their secluded villa...
    This Brazilian slice of erotica starts off on a jaunty note, but it becomes stranger and stranger as it unfolds. The end result doesn't really hold together, but it's certainly interesting — and as far as sex films go, one could do a lot worse.
    The first segment is pretty standard fluff. Bia is a lesbian reluctant to "go all the way" because she wants to retain her virginity; she therefore keeps flunking in school in order to have a steady stream of virgins at her disposal! She meets her match in the seemingly stuffy Maria Helena, and as the pair of them begin to pore over volumes of erotica, the heat turns up considerably. It's all a little too silly to be believable, but the actresses are certainly game. Oddly, part of Jerry Goldsmith's majestic orchestral score from Star Trek: The Motion Picture is used to accentuate the girls' initial sexual encounter. (Talk about going where no man has gone before...)
    The second segment is more successful, though it takes a while to get cooking. The preening Romano leads his conquest on much of the time, but it eventually explodes in an epic sex session. Matilde Mastragni is arguably the film's greatest asset — she plays the coquettish Ilona very well, and she seems to be the most engaged by the sex scenes in which she participates. An unbilled swipe from Mike Oldfeld's "Tubular Bells" (immortalized by William Friedkin in The Exorcist, 1973) adds to the general weirdness.
    Strange as the second segment may appear, it's positively restrained compared to the last installment. Unfolding like a nightmarish Tennessee Williams melodrama, it builds to a finale that can truly be described as hysterical. It doesn't make a lick of sense, really, and the erotic content is somewhat low key compared to the first two installments. Zélia Diniz is photogenic enough as the blind love interest, but the shift in tone to out and out horror is much too jarring. Oh, and if you thought the pilfering of "Tubular Bells" was ballsy in the previous segment, just wait until you hear how they use John Barry's Oscar-winning "Born Free" in this section!
    None of the segments are particularly well-directed, and the low budget is evident throughout. Even so, the film does manage to hold one's interest. The first segments are amusing enough, and most of the sex manages to be erotic without becoming overly clinical. The film gains points, too, for brevity — unlike so many bump and grind epics, this one knows when to cut things short, as it were.

Porno — which is strictly softcore, despite the title — makes its R1 DVD debut via the Impulse arm of Synapse Films; it's the third release in the company's Classic Latin Erotica line. The fullframe transfer looks very good on the whole. Colors are accurately rendered, detail is strong, and print damage is kept to a minimum. The film appears to be fully uncut, retaining the full frontal male and female nudity. Some shimmering is evident in a few shots, but on the whole the mastering job is well done. The Portuguese soundtrack is presented in its original mono. The moans and groans come through loud and clear, and there's no discernible background hiss or distortion. The removable English subtitles are clear and easy to read. There are no extras, not even a still gallery or talent bio. 8/20/10
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