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1982
Directed
by Joe D'Amato
Starring
Miles
O'Keefe
Sabrina
Siani
Laura Gemser
Color
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Minutes | PG
Format: DVD (R0 - NTSC)
Scorpion Releasing
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Review
by
Doug Red
Film:6
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DVD:7
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A child of the gods is prophesied to bring about a new era restoring
the true god Torren, thus ending the rule of the evil Dakkar,
high priest of the Spiders and thus restoring good to the world.
Dakkar eventually decides that being killed and his cult decimated
will be bad for business, so he sends out his arachnid-worshiping
minions to kill all the babies in the land where it is said the
fabled child will be born. The child in question, however, is
none other than that renowned legend of B-movies, Ator, who escapes
the carnage with a little help from his friends to grow up and
fulfill his destiny — or die trying. Such is the humble beginning
of Ator the Fighting Eagle (known
in Italy as Ator l'invincibile), a grand example of the
exploitation side of the '80s Sword & Sorcery genre that popped
up in cinemas around the world in the swaggering wake of John
Milius' Conan
the Barbarian. |
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Ator
grows into a strapping young lad (Miles O'Keefe of Bo Derek's
Tarzan fame) who wants to do what
comes naturally to all young men in ancient times, which is to
marry his comely sister Sunya (leggy Ritza Brown). This causes
great angst on Ator's mighty brow until his parents inform him
that his sister isn't really his biological sister. He
was adopted (which is how he escaped slaughter as an infant),
so their feelings of more than brotherly/sisterly love aren't
unnatural in the least. Ator (heaving a manly sigh of relief)
and Sunya have a quickie ancient Las Vegas-style marriage ceremony,
complete with feasting and interpretive dance, since they can't
wait to consummate their love. Unfortunately for the young couple,
they literally finish their vows seconds before terror interrupts
their nuptials. |
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Alerted
by cosmic signs that their previous infanticide efforts came up
short — as revealed by blood dripping from the eye of a giant
eagle statue in his lair — Dakkar and his troops invade the village
and kill everybody except Ator (who is bravely knocked unconscious)
and Sunya, who is whisked away in her bridal regalia by the drooling
Dakkar. Leaving the carnage of the village, Ator and his pet baby
bear set out on the road to find Sunya and hopefully attain the
promise of their married life. As he quests for Sunya, Ator quickly
encounters Griba (Edmund Purdom), the gentleman who saved him
during his infancy from certain death. Griba recognized Ator as
the lad who must fulfill the prophecy and defeat Dakkar, so he
sets about training him in the ways of battle. While deep within
the "wax on, wax off" phase of battle training, Ator encounters
a lithesome female thief with a heart of gold, the golden-haired
Roon (Italian exploitation legend Sabrina Siani), a tribe of Amazons
who want his sacred seed to sire more buxom warrior women, the
hot and evil witch Indun ("Black Emmanuelle" herself,
Laura Gemser) who wants Ator's power and life essence (though
with all the face-smooching and body-pawing, it's a safe bet she
wants his seed as well), and a land of dead zombie fighters ready
to slay the living (who probably only want to eat the manly seed
of Ator). All these adventures and more are encountered on the
journey that leads ever closer to the web of horror known as Dakkar's
spider temple — where he will find out if Sunya is still alive
and ready for his wedded passions, or the bride of the spider! |
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Ator
the Fighting Eagle
is a blast of '80s-era fun. There is no denying that it's derivative
of the template forged by the fiery steel of Milius' Conan.
However, Ator has low-budget charms
not available to a high-dollar production with enough money to
make any problems disappear. Great Italian set design and costuming
make the film look like it has a bigger budget than it does, and
they really stretch to make use of every lire since some
sets are reused as if they were new again (noticeably an alleyway
during the fight with the zombies, featuring our heroes running
through the same place twice), and the climatic giant spider of
the cult was optimistically framed to minimize the fact that it
looked like an escaped animatronic from a small family traveling
circus. But these defects in the eyes of some are manna from heaven
for fans of nutty adventure filmmaking, who can see past the minuscule
budget and get into the swing of this Saturday afternoon matinee
adventure with an earnest and likable cast. Aside from O'Keefe's
constant beefcake on display, there are three beautiful women
in slim vixen Siani, exotic Gemser, and thigh-master Brown wearing
the expected and eye-popping Sword & Sandal finery. Dakar
(of Zombie
and Zombie
Holocaust) is in charge of evil as the high priest Dakkar
and gets to play around with live tarantulas in many scenes. Technically
there is nudity on display in Ator,
but this female pulchritude is so barely there as to disappoint
confirmed horndogs who will forever wonder about what might have
been. It amounts to a single shot of Sabrina Siani taking a bath
in a stream photographed a million miles from the camera, which
reduces her exquisite beauty to a barely discernible blob. This
is particularly frustrating after seeing her nearly completely
au natural for the entire running time of Lucio Fulci's
Conquest,
save for a gold mask and a teeny bikini bottom. Frankly, the PG
rated Sheena with Tanya Roberts had
more compellingly bodacious naked female-in-nature action, so
who knows what the producers of Ator
were thinking. |
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the Fighting Eagle is the debut title
in the Katarina's Kat Skratch Action Cinema line of B/cult
movie offerings from Scorpion Releasing. The DVD presents Ator
in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen (the print has some dings
and scratches in a few places but is in good shape) with an English
mono soundtrack ripped from the primordial soup of an earlier
age. The mysterious Katarina — in real life WWE pro wrestling
minx Katarina Leigh Waters — is something of a horror host who
dispenses fun factoids about the film in between playacting scenes
inspired from the movie (thrill as Katarina attacks a small plastic
spider with a faux battle axe!), resulting in a maximum of cheesy
fun and sexy sweetness. Fortunately for purists, she does not
interrupt the film once it starts, instead opening with about
five minutes of hostess duties beforehand, then returning for
a brief wrap-up. If so desired, the viewer can bypass Katrina's
shtick altogether and just watch the film, but to my way of thinking
having a fine midriff-baring hard-bodied woman knowledgeable about
horror and having fun with the film without obscuring it is all
bonus and a must-view for outré film fanatics. |
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The
other extra that Scorpion has thoughtfully included is a series
of trailers, which must be viewed as a block. No, you don't get
a trailer for Ator, or even another
Sword & Sorcery film; instead, you get a bewildering grab bag
of unusual trailers. Those included are Puppet
On a Chain (two-fisted action thriller); Malibu
High (30-year old busty high school students in '70s sexcapades);
Quest for Love (30-year old busty
Joan Collins in some kind of weird time travel love triangle/reincarnation
flick); Savage Streets (leather-clad
Linda Blair sans demon looking for revenge against '80s street
punks); Mortuary (the Christopher
George shocker); The Return (space
alien hijinx involving lots of blue screen and explosions); House
On Sorority Row (classic college slasher fare) and The
Survivor (Ozploitation with a far-too clothed Jenny Agutter).
7/14/12
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