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LOVECRAFT: FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN - U.S.A. (2008)
Cinevolve Studios
Not Rated
| Color | 90 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released October 27, 2009

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Howard Phillips Lovecraft (1890-1937) is the subject of this superficial but interesting documentary. Lovecraft, a socially maladjusted recluse who died in near poverty, is a tricky subject to analyze. He was very much a product of his time and breeding — a would-be "New England gentleman" who seethed with racism. The documentary illustrates his complicated background, his inability to really connect with most people (which resulted in an ill-fated marriage) and his refusal to lower himself to getting a job in order to support himself when his writing failed to do so. The problem facing the documentary is one of brevity — even at 90 minutes, it feels too short to really come to grips with such an interesting and enigmatic figure. Director Frank H. Woodward is to be commended, however, for assembling an interesting group of interviewees, all of whom have been touched by Lovecraft's writing to one degree or another: filmmakers John Carpenter and Stuart Gordon, authors Peter Straub and Ramsey Campbell, and many more. Their insights into Lovecraft's work — including his Cthulhu mythos — are interesting and thought-provoking. Ultimately, however, the documentary fails to come to grips with its subject and it remains more superficial than one would like. • • • 
Cinevolve brings Lovecraft: Fear of the Unknown to DVD in a fine special edition. The feature itself is presented 1.85/16x9 and it looks and sounds just fine. Extras include extended interview segments, covering a wide variety of topics — there's well over an hour of extra insights on display here, and one can't help but think that the film itself would have been enriched by including some, if not all, of this material. Other extras include trailers and Lovecraft-inspired art work. (This title is also available in a Blu-ray edition.) - T. Howarth
  Film: 6 | DVD: 8
 
THE ASPHYX - U.K. (1973)
Hen's Tooth Video
PG
| Color | 99 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released October 27, 2009

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19th Century scientist and social advocate Sir Hugo Cunningham (Robert Stephens) finds a way to attain immortality... Based on an idea by Lawrence and Christina Beers, The Asphyx is a low key, intelligent horror-fantasy. The ingenious concept allows its protagonist to discover a way of isolating the "Asphyx" — a Greek legend, it is supposed to represent the soul leaving the body — thus allowing a human subject to live for eternity. Though shot on a low budget, the production was able to lure some top talents. Stephens (later Knighted for his distinguished stage work) essays the lead role. Once regarded as the heir apparent to Laurence Olivier, his film career never really took off, despite playing the lead for Billy Wilder in The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970). Here he gives a low-key, heartfelt performance as a basically decent man whose research spirals out of control. The production design is by John Stoll and the cinematography by Freddie Young, both of whom netted Oscars for their work on David Lean's Lawrence of Arabia (1962). Their combined efforts help to make The Asphyx look like an A-level production. The screenplay is a bit too wordy, but the dialogue is generally sharp and incisive, and it has the benefit of fine acting to back it up. Compared to some of the Hammer, or even Amicus, productions of the same time frame, the film seems a bit quaint and old fashioned — but it offers a thoughtul and compelling take on a familial tragedy. The special effects work are generally effective as well, with the visualization of the Asphyx itself looking pretty convincing. Peter Newbrook's direction is competent on the whole, though he makes one unfortunate lapse when Sir Hugo films what ends up being his son's death — after developing the film and screening it, the image cuts to close-up of the son, thus enabling a better view of the Asphyx captured on film; given that Sir Hugo was utilizing a stationary, primitive camera of his own design, it's a bit much to believe that he was able to capture the action both in long shot and in close-up! Quibbles to one side, The Asphyx is an earnest and well crafted film. • • • 
All Day's original DVD release was most welcome back in the day. Since the film was shot in the widescreen Todd A0 35 process, previous VHS versions were badly panned and scanned. The All Day disc restored it to its widescreen glory, but the transfer was not anamorphically enhanced and looks a bit primitive by today's standards. Alas, this repackaged release from Hen's Tooth hasn't gone the extra mile by enhancing the transfer for widescreen TVs; as such, it is of value chiefly for those who missed the earlier edition, but it brings nothing new to the table. The 2.35 image is properly framed and is in generally good shape, but it looks rather soft and undefined without the benefit of 16x9 enhancement. Print quality is good one the whole, with only some minor speckling and scratches in evidence. The English mono soundtrack is in excellent shape. There are no extras, not even a trailer. - T. Howarth
Update In April 2012 Redemption is releasing a remastered anamorphic transfer of The Asphyx on both DVD and Blu-ray.
  Film: 8 | DVD: 4
 
STEPFATHER II - U.S.A. (1989)
Synapse Films
R
| Color | 88 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released September 29, 2009

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There is no good reason for Stepfather II to exist. The first film was a surprisingly effective thriller, with a pretty good script, made a near-classic by a brilliant central performance. Terry O'Quinn does such a good job as Jerry Butler — the psychotic man in a constant search for the perfect family for which he can become the patriarch — that even the crappier actors in the film don't ruin it. But since the first movie ended with an amount of violence that would've put anyone in their graves a sequel seems not just unnecessary but ridiculous. So why is it so damned good? The fact that Jerry is still alive and living in a mental asylum is silly enough. That the scars on his chest don't really match up to the knife thrust we are shown from the first film in flashbacks is amusing too. That he's able to escape and resume his pattern of hunting for the TV perfect family of his dreams is nuts. So why did I enjoy this unneeded, silly sequel? Once again: Terry O'Quinn. The man is just that good. While onscreen he makes the crazed plotline believable simply by virtue of his performance. And the combination of his smoothness and the plot grinding toward his eventual discovery as a homicidal madman makes Stepfather II almost as fun to watch as the original. After Jerry escapes from his incarceration he sets up a new life in another new town, changes his name to Gene, rents a house near recent divorcee Carol (Meg Foster, looking a bit haggard) and is back in business. Using his experience in the nuthouse as a template, he somehow presents himself as a psychiatrist (this is never explained), setting up a private practice in his home. He begins a group therapy session with several women from the area, including neighbor Carol, and starts worming his way into her life by befriending her skateboarding son. But just as things seem to be going his way the ex-husband reappears, trying to reconcile. Dammit! And then one of his group patients (Caroline Williams) becomes suspicious of him, intercepts some incriminating mail and tells Gene that if he doesn't come clean she'll inform Carol that he isn't who he claims to be. What's a psychotic killer to do? Start whacking folks and covering up their deaths, that's what! Thus begins his slide downhill into the inevitable missteps that make one murder become several and blows his carefully constructed life apart... I can barely believe I enjoyed this movie as much as I did. It has so many things going against it and yet O'Quinn, a straightforward (if familiar) script and a steady hand on the tiller (director Jeff Burr) make for a fun movie. Burr had a hand in making several unneeded horror sequels in his career but in each case (Leatherface, Pumpkinhead 2) he managed to craft a movie that didn't feel like it was made by hacks. I've not seen all his work and I doubt he could have ever been a great filmmaker, but damn if he doesn't do a fine job here showing an ability to overcome dubious material. • • • 
Synapse has gone out of their way to bring Stepfather II to DVD in an edition that will make any fan proud. A sharp widescreen transfer enhanced for 16x9 TVs looks great with only hints of grain and the Dolby 2.0 soundtrack is extremely clear. Extras are copious, starting with a fantastic 30 minute mini-doc on the film entitled The Stepfather Chronicles: Daddy’s New Home that blends interviews with Burr, the editor, a producer, the screenwriter, the cinematographer and actress Caroline Williams to relate the tale of the movie's production. This is a very well-done piece that answered several questions about the film in an entertaining way. Director Burr and producer Darin Scott also turn up in a full-length audio commentary that goes into great detail and lays out some of the changes forced on the film when Miramax picked it up for release. Also, several deleted and alternate scenes are included that can be watched with or without commentary from the director. Rounding out the extras is a gallery of stills from the production, VHS box covers and posters as well as the teaser and final trailers. The only thing that could have improved this release would have been an interview with the Stepfather himself, but O’Quinn is sadly absent. - R. Barnett
  Film: 6 | DVD: 9
 
THE HAIRDRESSER'S HUSBAND - France (1990)
Severin Films
Not Rated
| Color | 82 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released April 28, 2009

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An older man (Jean Rochefort) fulfills a childhood fantasy in marrying a luscious hairdresser (Anna Galeina)... Writer/director Patrice Leconte's tale of love and sexual obsession has all the markings of a softcore sex extravaganza, but viewers looking for sleaze are bound to be disappointed. The Hairdresser's Husband is a sweet, genteel, delicately rendered film, rife with the promise of sexual fulfillment, but it is anything but a graphic flesh fest. Jean Rochefort (the star of Terry Gilliam's ill-fated Don Quixote) gives a touching performance as the older man living out his sexual/romantic fantasy life. Rochefort manages to make the character believable and human throughout, resisting the easy way out by turning him into a dirty old man caricature. Beautiful Anna Galeina (Fade To Black) is every bit his equal as the seductive younger woman, also steering clear of cheap stereotype and rising to the challenge of realizing a very complex character. It's difficult in watching the film to figure out whether the entire thing is merely a fantasy on Rochefort's part, and Leconte stages the action with an eye towards making the viewer believe that it could actually be really happening. The sexual encounters are gracefully handled, with very little actual nudity on display, and the film is all the more effective because of it. The pace is slow and measured, the cinematography impossibly dreamy and the flashback structure actually adds to the forward momentum. Thanks to the palpable chemistry between its two admittedly oddly paired stars, The Hairdresser's Husband is genuinely romantic without indulging in maudlin sentimentality. • • • 
Severin's release marks the film's debut on R1 DVD. The 2.35/16x9 transfer is sharp and colorful. Print damage is limited to minor speckling in a handful of shots. There are no compression defects or other mastering flaws to report. The stereo French soundtrack is clean and clear. Music and sound effects have plenty of presence, and dialogue is never lost in the mix. Removable English subtitles are provided, and they are also clear and easy to read. Extras include a theatrical trailer and two in-depth featurette-length interviews with Leconte and Galeina. Leconte speaks in French — English subtitles are again included — and goes into great detail about his career in the cinema, while the still-lovely Galeina speaks in fluent English about her involvement in the film. - T. Howarth
  Film: 7 | DVD: 8
 
THE CHICK'S ABILITY - Brazil (1984)
Impulse Pictures
Not Rated
| Color | 90 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released April 28, 2009

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Pure telenovela soap opera hooey, only with lots and lots of full-frontal nudity and steamy "NC-17" sex. Petite Vanessa Alves is Cristina, a lovely young country lass who is disowned by her father when she's caught shagging a local boy and refuses to marry him. Penniless, she travels to the big city where the only person she knows, her prostitute stepsister, quickly tires of her problems and turns her out as well, even though Cristina is now pregnant. By chance Cristina finds a friend in streetwise transsexual hooker "Lili Marlene" (Romeu de Freitas), who provides shelter for the homeless girl. Unfortunately her child is born with medical problems — problems that can only be cured by a very expensive operation. Desperate for cash, Cristina almost goes through with Wicked Stepsister's plan to turn tricks but, disgusted by her first (elderly) john, chickens out at the last moment. With little hope of saving her newborn son, a promise of salvation miraculously appears in the form of Marcos (Andrι Loureiro), a well-to-do artist who sees in Cristina his perfect erotic portrait model. She's introduced to him by his girlfriend (Helena Ramos), the kind, MILFishly hot doctor treating the sick child. Marcos is willing to pay extremely well for modeling sessions, enough to cover the lifesaving surgery. As work begins on the painting, Hot Doc jealously senses that Marcos could be falling in love (definitely in lust) with his subject. Meanwhile, the stepsister's thuggish, violent pimp starts hunting for Lili with a score to settle... These turgid melodramatics are played very earnestly by the uninhibited cast, who — women and men — are quite comfortable letting it all hang out. Their lengthy, acrobatic sex scenes occasionally bump up against the line between softcore and hardcore but never stray over. All of the (biological) ladies spend a great deal of their screen time buck naked, which I admittedly didn't have a problem with. If this film leaves one with but a single impression of Brazil, it's that Brazilian gals are deliciously lithe, sizzlingly supple and have the most wonderful golden brown tans... preferably seen dripping with water or glazed with a sheen of sweat. • • • 
With this, its first volume in the Classic Latin Erotica Collection, Impulse adds South American T&A to its fleshy roster of Scandinavian (Maid in Sweden) and German (Schoolgirl Report series) fare. Given the film's origins and obscurity it comes off fairly well via this DVD, presented fullframe (the original AR) and in Portuguese with excellent, easy-to-read optional English subtitles. It's grainy-looking and exhibits occasional print damage but is eminently watchable. The mono audio track has some minor issues as well; nothing too distracting, however. Beyond a single page of liner notes (briefly describing Brazil's pornochanchada genre of erotic films), no extras are offered. - B. Lindsey
  Film: 4 | DVD: 4
 
COLD EYES OF FEAR - Italy - Spain (1971)
Redemption Films
Not Rated
| Color | 91 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released April 28, 2009

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The opening sequence of this thriller makes one believe that a 'psycho sex killer stalks naked babes'-type giallo is in the offing, but it's all a gag — a nightclub performance being watched by two of the main characters. Instead we're treated to a suspense drama about a vengeance-obsessed criminal (Frank Wolff) out to destroy the judge (Fernando Rey) who sent him to prison for 15 years. Caught in the trap are the judge's nephew (Gianno Garko) and a high-class prostitute (Giovanna Ralli) he picks up in swingin' London. He takes her to his uncle's mansion for a bit of fun (the judge is still in the city, working late at the office), only to find the butler dead and Wolff's punk henchman (Juliαn Mateos) waiting in ambush... Cold Eyes of Fear (shown on American TV as Desperate Moments) is the most visually stylish film I've yet seen by Enzo G. Castellari, the Italian director best known for his energetic spaghetti westerns and action flicks. Too bad it's also the dullest. He gives it considerable flair (for just one example: a shot of Ralli dialing a phone number is made from the 'inside' of the telephone) and gets good performances from his actors, but it's just not enough to lift the film out of its talky torpor. Bearing responsibility for this failure lies squarely with the writers, who don't provide us with any characters or plot elements to care about. For a thriller, moments of tension and suspense are much too few and far between. The 'home invasion' aspect of the story screams of exploitation/sleaze potential that is never taken advantage of; violence is limited to rough fistfights and the only nudity comes courtesy of Karin Schubert (Black Venus) as a stripper in the aforementioned nightclub act. Partially lensed in London and offering a dissonantly jazzy Ennio Morricone score (reminiscent of his work for 1970's Cat o' Nine Tails), Cold Eyes would seem to have a lot going for it on the surface... only to fall disappointingly flat. With a thud. • • • 
A nice-looking 1.85:1 transfer comes to naught, since it isn't anamorphic — in 2009 this is simply unacceptable. The mono audio track (English dubbed) also disappoints; sound effects and music are so loud they easily overwhelm the nearly omnipresent hiss, crackles and pops, but dialog levels are weak and get lost in the mix. (Having to constantly adjust the volume throughout a film is not my idea of fun.) The only extras are an image gallery and a slate of trailers for other Redemption titles. - B. Lindsey
  Film: 3 | DVD: 3
 
HERCULES THE AVENGER - Italy - France (1965)
Retromedia
Not Rated
| Color | 85 Min. | R0 - NTSC | 4-Disc set
DVD released March 31, 2009

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ore or less 'Reg Park's Greatest Herc Hits', since huge chunks of this film are lifted lock, stock and barrel from Hercules in the Haunted World and Hercules and the Captive Women (both 1961). A wraparound story is concocted about Hercules questing for his missing son Xanthus, who is imprisoned in the supernatural domain of Gia the earth goddess. Meanwhile, Gia's evil son Antaeus — himself a demi-god, like Hercules — impersonates Herc and takes over the city-state of Syracuse with the help of its ambitious queen. Ruling as a mad, barbarous tyrant, Antaeus (Giovanni Cianfriglia) starts exiling and slaughtering people at whim, generally soiling the name of Hercules something fierce. Naturally Herc manages to rescue Xanthus and punish Antaeus for his crimes, although Syracuse is destroyed by volcanic eruption in the process... If you've already seen Haunted World and/or Captive Women then there's really no point in watching this one. All of Avenger's monster action and special effects scenes are borrowed from those films, only with different dialog dubbed in. Its main cheesy pleasure is Gianfriglia's Antaeus. A schoolyard bully in a he-man's body, he's such a cruel, arrogant prick that you keep watching for the moment when Herc finally kicks his ass. He's at least good for a few laughs, as when barking commands like, "Drive them into the Valley of Agony — and block the way out!" • • •  Retromedia's Hercules Collection is a repackaging of nine previously-released sword & sandal pics (flipper discs, now housed in space-saving slimline cases), with the 4th disc containing three of the films. Avenger is one of the titles presented in its proper 2.35 AR and given an anamorphic transfer. (Half of the movies are cropped fullscreen and beat all to hell.) It's in fairly decent shape, albeit overly dark and grainy and marred by occasional damage, but nothing too terribly distracting. Likewise the mono audio track, which is a trifle tinny but serviceable enough. All told, the attractive packaging and cheap price of this collection help offset the woeful condition of some of the titles in the set. NOTE: My DVD Rating of "5" applies to the entire collection. - B. Lindsey
  Film: 3 | DVD: 5
 
NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN - U.K. - U.S.A. - West Germany (1983)
MGM/Fox Home Entertainment
PG
| Color | 134 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released March 24, 2009

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It seems impossible, but in at least one instance Sean Connery as James Bond actually made Roger Moore look good. Coming just a few months after the release of Octopussy, this non-canonical 'rogue' 007 production brought Connery back to the role some twelve years after Diamonds Are Forever. He needn't have bothered. Since it's a remake of 1965's Thunderball the film ironically suffers from both a 'been there, done that' tiredness and a lack of the familiar, beloved Bond staples, notably the gun barrel opening and distinctive James Bond theme. Once again the suave secret agent vies with ruthless SPECTRE operative Largo (this time played by Austrian actor Klaus Maria Brandauer) for possession of two stolen nuclear warheads. Some of the major locations are the same — the English health clinic, the Bahamas — although there's far less underwater action than in the original. NSNA tries a more humorous approach, but the campy script by Lorenzo Semple Jr. (the '60s Batman TV series, Flash Gordon) usually misses the mark; you'll be groaning rather than chuckling in most instances. Irvin Kershner's journeyman direction fails to add any zip to the proceedings, falling flat in the sparse, perfunctory action scenes. Composer Michel Legrand contributes a dreadful score (complete with excruciatingly awful theme song) which definitely drags the film down a few notches. At least the cast is enjoyable, especially Brandauer's quirky psycho-villain and Barbara Carrera (Lone Wolf McQuade) as his glamorous and lethal henchwoman, Fatima Blush. Edward Fox is a younger but even stuffier (and more exasperated) M; blaxploitation vet Bernie Casey is a cool Felix Leiter and the great Max Von Sydow an ideal Blofeld, but disappointingly they're given very little to do. A 29-year old Kim Basinger is on hand for some nice eye candy. And Connery, although up to the challenge and quite fit for his age, is slathered with so much makeup and skin bronzer that he looks like a wax mannequin of himself — and his Q Branch-issue toupee definitely fails the field test. (You really should have said "Never!" again, Sir Sean.) • • • 
Previously released on DVD by Warner Home Video, the new MGM/Fox disc is touted as a "collector's edition". Its anamorphic 2.35:1 transfer could perhaps be sharper looking but I suspect the softness of some scenes is due to the way the film was originally shot; this movie's just never going to look as good as the remastered "Ultimate" DVDs of the official Bond series. The 5.1 audio track sounds great. Along with the theatrical trailer and a photo gallery, three featurettes are on hand: The Big Gamble (16:00), Sean is Back (8:00) and The Girls of Never Say Never Again (10:00). In tandem these do a decent job of providing the story behind the film and its production, although Connery doesn't participate. An audio commentary with director Kershner is rather boring and prone to lengthy gaps despite the efforts of moderator Steven Jay Rubin to keep things moving. (This title is also available on Blu-ray.) - B. Lindsey
  Film: 4 | DVD: 9