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THE MANIACS - Italy (1964)
Mya Communications
Not Rated
| B&W | 92 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released January 27, 2009

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A series of comedic sketches poke fun at the sexual mores, political and religious hypocrisy, and others things typical of Italian life and love... Long before he became the "Godfather of Gore," Lucio Fulci was a purveyor of Italian comedy. He got his start assisting the famed comedy director Stefano Vanzia (AKA "Steno") and wrote scripts for a number of popular hits; his early directorial works followed in this vein. 1964's The Maniacs (I Maniaci) is therefore a representative example of his early oeuvre, and fans of his later work will therefore be grateful that Fulci's nasty side won out over his mirthful one. Clocking in at 92 minutes, it's a reasonably well paced affair. The vignettes are generally short and sweet. The problem is, very little of it is actually funny. Even so, the cast seems to be having a fun time — and even if you don't find yourself laughing along with them, it's still interesting as a sort of time capsule in its exploration of Italian culture in the early 1960s. The best bit involves Walter Chiari (Michael Powell's They're a Weird Mob, 1966) and Umberto D'Orsi (later seen as a cold-ridden investigator in Fulci's superb Beatrice Cenci, 1969) — the former plays a poor worker from the south who hitches a ride from D'Orsi, cast as a wealthy industrialist from the north; as their trip develops, they form some amusing misconceptions about each other, leading to some of the few real belly laughs to be found in the entire picture. The last segment features the (in)famous comedy team Franco Franchi and Ciccio Ingrassia as burglars who become immersed in a revolving door bedroom farce; Franchi's mugging is tiresome, but there's some sexy scenery courtesy of the likes of Margaret Lee (Jess Franco's Venus in Furs). Fans of Italian cinema will be amazed by the wealth of acting talent; in addition to those already listed, the film presents the one and only collaboration between Fulci and Barbara Steele, cast in two segments that allow her to show a lighter comedic side, while Enrico Maria Salerno (The Bird With the Crystal Plumage), Franco Fabrizi (I Vitelloni), Gaia Germani (Castle of the Living Dead) and others put in appearances. Ennio Morricone contributes a catchy score, though it's not really one of his more memorable creations, while Fulci buffs will be intrigued to see that the makeup credited to none other than Gianetto De Rossi, years before joining Fulci in splatter film infamy creating the gory highlights of Zombie (1979) and others. Really more of interest to diehard Fulciphiles than anybody else, The Maniacs isn't likely to win over new converts or even make much of an impression on those well versed in the director's later work. • • • 
Mya continues their trend of issuing obscure Italian cinema to R1 DVD. The 1.85/16x9 transfer looks very nice — the black and white photography benefits from deep blacks, clean whites and a nice range of gray tones. Detail is strong and print damage is limited to some minor scratching; the source materials are in very good condition. The mono English track has a couple of minor instances of background noise but is otherwise strong and clear. Extras are limited to a theatrical trailer, also presented 1.85/16x9. - T. Howarth
  Film: 5 | DVD: 5
 
STRANGE BEHAVIOR - U.S.A. - Australia - New Zealand (1981)
Synapse Films
R
| Color | 99 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released October 28, 2008

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A sleepy Midwestern town falls prey to a series of brutal murders, and the sheriff (Michael Murphy) suspects that the experiments being carried out at a local college research lab are connected... Long before winning acclaim as the writer of the hit musical Chicago (2002) and as the writer/director of the James Whale biopic Gods and Monsters (1998), Bill Condon got his start as the writer/associate producer of this low budget, New Zealand-lensed horror movie. Condon's gifts as a writer — his knack for character and believable dialogue — are already in evidence in Strange Behavior, and the film remains one of the more interesting genre films of its period. Co-produced by the same people responsible for Thirst (1979) and Dark Forces (1980), and with genre favorite David Hemmings on board as one of the executive producers, the film certainly has an interesting and eclectic pedigree. Condon's script can be viewed as a metaphor for teenage angst, though by his own admission the mad scientist angle was toned down somewhat by director Michael Laughlin. Rather than aim for cheesy shock effects, Laughlin focuses much of his energy on building atmosphere and character relationships, the end result being an uncommonly 'delicate' genre film for its period. Though flawed — the pacing is rather uneven, and a few of the scares don't work as well as intended — the film works very well on the whole and is certainly worth a look for fans of the offbeat. The cast includes some familiar faces, with Michael Murphy (Manhattan) stealing the show as the likable sheriff whose son becomes mixed up in the strange experiments. Oscar-winner Louise Fletcher (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) is given virtually nothing to do as Murphy's fiancée, but vampish Fiona Lewis (The Fearless Vampire Killers) makes for a memorably slinky villainess. Old school character actors Charles Lane (It's a Wonderful Life) and Scott Brady (Hell's Bloody Devils) put in welcome appearances, while the juvenile cast, including Dan Shore and Dey Young, give earnest performances. Ably complemented by a moody synth score by Tangerine Dream, Strange Behavior is an agreeably offbeat blend of horror and sci-fi. • • • 
Synapse Films have done a great job with Strange Behavior. Previously issued on DVD by Elite back in the early days of the medium (please note: I've never seen this release, so I can't comment on how well this edition compares), the film has been given a first-rate 2.35/16x9 transfer. Source materials are in excellent condition, with only some minor speckling in evidence. Colors are vivid, detail is sharp, and there are no pesky authoring defects to report. The mono English soundtrack is very strong; a music-only track is also included. Other extras include trailers, a still gallery and, best of all, a commentary track by Condon and costars Dan Shore and Dey Young. All three recall the film and their collaborators with affection, with Condon dominating much of the track. - T. Howarth
  Film: 7 | DVD: 7
 
DARK FORCES - Australia (1980)
Synapse Films
PG
| Color | 95 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released October 28, 2008

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A faith healer (Robert Powell) gains access to a powerful politician (David Hemmings) through the man's ailing son... Basically a modern day variation on the story of Rasputin, Dark Forces (originally titled Harlequin, a far more evocative title than the generic U.S. moniker) is a very well acted but slackly paced blend of horror and suspense. The horror elements are limited to a few shocks that seem a bit out of place (notably a nasty gag involving a bottle of shampoo that's switched with a bottle of acid!), and much of the film focuses on political shenanigans. It helps that the actors are all very well cast. Robert Powell (Asylum) is effective as the mysterious healer, resisting the urge to ham it up and keeping his performance completely in check. David Hemmings (The Heroin Busters) is excellent as usual as the weak willed politico, while Broderick Crawford (All the King's Men, Hell's Bloody Devils) plays it gruff in one of his last performances, as Hemmings' shady advisor. The problem with the film is that it spends too much time spinning its wheels — it can't quite seem to make up its mind whether Powell's character really does have supernatural powers, and the few manifestations he is granted tend to have a tongue in cheek quality that doesn't help to sell him as a genuine threat. The characters aren't particularly well developed beyond their sketchy outlines; Hemmings in particular suffers from a character that frustrates the viewer in his inability to decide whether he's going to come down on the side of good or evil. Without a strong center to invest in, the film comes off as studied and rather cold — it holds one's interest without ever becoming particularly engrossing or exciting. Even so, the production is handsomely mounted, barring a few ropey optical effects, and Brian May (Thirst) contributes a decent soundtrack. If it ultimately falls short of its potential, the film is still of interest for its good cast and performances — it's just a pity that the screenplay gives the actors so little of interest to do. • • • 
Synapse presents Dark Forces in an excellent widescreen transfer. The 2.35/16x9 image is in very good shape overall, with only some minor color fluctuating evident and some speckling and the odd scratch to remind one of the film's vintage. The mono English soundtrack is very strong; a Spanish track and an isolated music and effects track are also included. Extras include a commentary track by producer Antony I. Ginnane and director Simon Wincer — both seem proud of the film and have nothing but praise for its cast. Beyond that, there's a good still gallery (lots of behind the scenes shots), a trailer gallery and talent bios. - T. Howarth
  Film: 5 | DVD: 8
 
THIRST - Australia (1979)
Synapse Films
R
| Color | 94 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released October 28, 2008

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A woman (Chantal Contouri) discovers that a health spa is nothing but a retreat for vampires... An imaginative and entertaining upgrade of the vampire myth, Thirst remains one of the more effective Australian contributions to the genre. In the hands of screenwriter John Pinkney, the gothic trappings and clichés are thrown out the window — the film is thoroughly contemporary in its approach, and in its linking of vampirism with big business is far more thought provoking than Hammer's ill-conceived attempts at updating the mythology in Dracula A.D. 1972 or The Satanic Rites of Dracula. Indeed, the film could have been played as an out-and-out satire, but director Rod Hardy sensibly opts to play it straight. What Thirst lacks in conventional atmosphere it more than makes up with a general air of eerie weirdness. The scenes in the stark white clinic, with unwitting victims being drained dry for the elite few, have a genuinely haunting quality — picture a vampire movie crossed with One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. The cast is dominated by exotically beautiful Contouri, who gives a very strong performance as the reluctant descendant of Erzbet (Elizabeth) Bathory, the infamous "Bloody Countess". She gets able support from a roster of Australian actors, while David Hemmings (Deep Red) and Henry Silva (1973's The Boss) are on hand to help with world sales. Hemmings is particularly good as the levelheaded doctor who tries to help Contouri; while Silva isn't given much to do, his sinister presence is always a bonus. Brian May (Mad Max) contributes an effective score, and the production values and cinematography belie the film's low budget. Were it not for the slightly sluggish pacing, Thirst might qualify as an unsung classic — as it stands, however, it is still extremely effective and scores extra points for its novel approach to hoary subject matter. • • • 
Synapse's release of Thirst is an upgrade from Elite's original DVD release, which is now out of print. Not having seen the Elite edition, I cannot testify how this edition compares, but on its own terms, it offers an excellent transfer. The 2.35/16x9 image looks clean and clear throughout, with excellent color and detail; print damage is limited to some minor speckling. Audio options include the original mono English soundtrack, a mono Spanish track, and an isolated music and effects track. The English soundtrack is a little on the soft side, which may require viewers to boost their audio levels somewhat. Background noise and distortion are not a problem, however. Extras include the trailer, a still gallery, three TV spots, filmographies, and a commentary track with producer Antony I. Ginnane and director Rod Hardy. (A couple of laid back Aussies, the men have a good time reminiscing about the film, its history and cast). - T. Howarth
  Film: 7 | DVD: 8
 
BOSS ("Boss Nigger") - U.S.A. (1975)
VCI Entertainment
PG
| Color | 89 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released September 30, 2008

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They couldn't put it on the DVD packaging, or even the menu screens, but the real title of this movie is Boss Nigger. (You could get away with stuff like that in the 1970s. I recall seeing ads for it, under the original title, in the local newspaper when I was a kid.) Written and produced by black pro football player/cult B-movie legend Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, the film seemingly tries to set the all-time record for the number of times "nigger" is uttered in a motion picture. But that's okay, because once tough bounty hunter Boss (Williamson) takes over as sheriff of lawless San Miguel, anyone who drops the N-Bomb gets fined $20 or spends a day in jail. The vicious and very bigoted outlaw leader Jed Clayton (The Ultimate Warrior's William Smith) doesn't cotton to Boss' presence, setting up the inevitable showdown. Standing with Boss against the entire Clayton Gang are only his comic-relief sidekick (D'Urville Martin, Dolemite) and San Miguel's doctor, blacksmith, and schoolmarm (who naturally likes her men like her coffee, and is the hottest chick in town). Cool, unflappable, arrogant yet quite likable, Williamson (The Inglorious Bastards) certainly makes a great action hero, but as a screenwriter he displays a woefully tin ear for dialog. When a script like this is badly acted, as it frequently is in this movie, the results can be cringeworthy. Even more cringe-inducing are some of Martin's lame comedic bits. Still, it's a real gas and quite surreal to see a period western scored with funky '70s blaxploitation music, wah-wah pedals and wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka guitars at full tilt. (The soundtrack would feel right at home in Truck Turner. Radio "shock jock" Howard Stern has had a lot of fun with the main title song.) Veteran character actor R.G. Armstrong is a welcome presence as the town's weasely mayor; Smith's slow motion death and final lines — yes, he manages to get the N-Word in there a couple more times — are a laugh riot. The conspicuously low budget is helped considerably by the use of the western street set left over from The Cheyenne Social Club (1970). Astonishingly, this was directed by Jack Arnold, legendary king of classic American '50s sci-fi (Tarantula, Creature from the Black Lagoon). Perfunctory and uninspired in this case, Arnold at least handles the violent action sequences fairly well. • • • 
Although the packaging and menu screens merely read "BOSS", the title on the print itself is, indeed, Boss Nigger. A text introduction by Fred Williamson has been added to the beginning of the movie: "I used the N-Word to create sensationalism at the box-office... I approve the title and the song with dialogue intact." As for the film itself, the quality of the source print is disappointing — overly dark, fluctuating color levels, dirt and debris — but it's watchable, and fortunately in anamorphic widescreen (2.35:1). The mono audio track isn't all that great, either; some of the muffled dialog, however, is due to substandard on-set sound recording. To atone for the print quality VCI serves up some decent extras in compensation. A half-hour sit-down with The Hammer himself is more of an overview of his entire career than a specific discussion of Boss Nigger, and though he's covered similar ground in other Q&As, the less than humble Williamson is never a dull interview subject. A pair of short featurettes with associate producer Myrl Schreibman briefly sketch the film's production and his memories of working with Jack Arnold. The original theatrical trailer is included, while a trio of trailers for other blaxploitation pics (The Education of Sonny Carson, Dr. Black & Mr. Hyde and Black Shampoo) kick off the disc. - B. Lindsey
  Film: 5 | DVD: 5
 
BEYOND THE DOOR - Italy - U.S.A. (1974)
Code Red
Not Rated
| Color | 109 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released September 16, 2008

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Amazing, the power of advertising. I had never seen this film, but I definitely recalled the TV spot that creeped me out as an impressionable youngster way back in the day. Apparently I wasn't alone in this; Beyond the Door fell into that category of movies that most cult aficionados were aware of but had likely never had the chance to watch. Now that I've finally seen it, I can only express my disappointment. The film just plain sucks. Talky, lethargic and needlessly obtuse, this mishmash of Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist squanders every opportunity it affords itself. Juliet Mills (TV’s Nanny and the Professor, Passions) plays Jessica Barrett, a San Francisco housewife and mother of two whose comfortable existence is shattered by an unexpected pregnancy — instead of joy she's overcome by strange feelings of dread and unease. She and her music producer husband Robert (a miscast Gabriele Lavia) are alarmed to learn that the fetus is developing at a greatly accelerated rate, precluding an abortion; their family doctor is at a complete loss to explain it. With Jessica exhibiting bizarre behavior to hubby and the kids, a mysterious figure from her past named Dimitri (Zombie's Richard Johnson) appears out of the blue to hover on the periphery, watching and waiting. He only inserts himself into the situation once it becomes clear that some kind of supernatural force is at work — the mother-to-be demonstrates telekinetic powers, speaks in an inhuman voice and vomits up a lot of green bile. In desperation Robert turns to Dimitri for answers, but the stranger only makes demands. There can be no contact with doctors, and the child must be born... Although Mills and Johnson are quite good, taking their roles and the material seriously, I just couldn't bring myself to care about their characters or what happens to them. Most of the supernatural manifestations are effectively staged (notably in a scene depicting the demonic possession of objects in the Barrett children's room), but unfortunately these moments are buried deep within a sluggish, confusing narrative. I was surprised that a '70s Italian "rip-off" of trendsetting American horror films could actually prove tamer and far less transgressive than its inspirations no peeing on the carpet or masturbating with a crucifix here. Eating a rotten banana peel picked up off the street just doesn't quite compare. • • • 
The new Code Red DVD serves up the unedited, fully uncut 'international' version of the film. Using the alternate title The Devil Within Her in the opening credits, it's a composite print created from different sources. Unfortunately, most of this 'never before seen in America' footage appears to be purely inconsequential and only slows down the pace. (A completely unnecessary scene involving street musicians offers a truly bizarre 'WTF?' moment, as one of them energetically plays a flute with his nose!) All told, the anamorphic 1.85:1 transfer looks rather nice (if a tad soft at times), with very little print damage; the 2.0 Mono soundtrack is a good one within its natural limitations. Extras are plentiful and substantial — you get the theatrical trailer (along with promos for five other Code Red titles), that infamous TV spot, an image gallery, two featurettes and two separate audio commentaries. Beyond The Door: 35 Year Later (20 min.) interviews Juliet Mills, Richard Johnson, producer/co-director Ovidio G. Assonitis (Amok Train) and co-writer Alex Rebar about the making of the film; An Englishmen in Italy (7 min.) is a brief solo sit-down with the now elderly Johnson, who waxes bemusedly on his work in Italian genre pics. As for the dual audio commentaries, the first features Assonitis (who explains the legal trouble the film encountered when Warner Bros. filed a plagiarism suit), while the second spotlights a spirited, unapologetic Mills. Amid her memories and observations she fields questions from Hostel producer Scott Spiegel and film historian Darren Gross. Lee Christian, who moderates both commentaries, appears with Mills in a brief video introduction to the movie. - B. Lindsey
  Film: 3 | DVD: 9
 
HOME SICK - U.S.A. (2007)
Synapse Films
Not Rated
| Color | 89 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released August 26, 2008

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It’s not often that a film forces me to contemplate the emptiness of my life. If this happens I’m usually watching an Ingmar Bergman movie wondering if the subtitles got that last odd phrase right. But when an American made horror film makes me wonder if there is any real point to life anymore you can bet the filmmakers weren’t aiming for that reaction. An independent production made on a low budget in Alabama with a running time of less than 89 minutes, Home Sick still manages to be far too long and is comprised of scenes that could almost be rearranged randomly to much the same effect. It tells the boring story of a group of friends who encounter a lunatic one night. Barging into their small party he takes out a suitcase filled with razorblades and demands to know the name of someone each person present hates. After extracting this info he packs up and leaves the house. The next day the people named to Mr. Suitcase (The Devil's Reject's Bill Mosely) start to be killed off in gory fashion by a masked, hooded demon or something. As the corpses pile up the group realizes the people they named are marked for death but that they too are in line to die as one of the idiots named everyone else at the party as someone he hates. Slow, poorly acted, poorly scripted, sloppily edited and made with less skill than might be brought to bear on an industrial film about meat packing Home Sick is a waste of time for most any audience. Fans of over the top non-CGI gore might want to check it out and nouveau scream queen Tiffany Shepis flashes her rack but otherwise this is a withering experience. The only real spark of interest was Tom Towles final reel performance but even he can’t compensate for the lack of direction and ends up looking as foolish as the other actors before he exits in a flash of grue. Do yourself a favor and choose another kind of sickness for your home horror movie fix. • • • 
Synapse’s DVD presents the film in non-anamorphic (???) widescreen with a 2.0 stereo soundtrack. Extras include a commentary track with the writer and the director, a long dull deleted opening sequence, a bizarre featurette on the making of the film, an interview with Bill Moseley and a trio of short films from the creators of Home Sick. - R. Barnett
  Film: 2 | DVD: 6
 
LOVE ME DEADLY - U.S.A. (1973)
Shriek Show/Media Blasters
Not Rated
| Color | 94 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released May 20, 2008

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A mentally unstable woman (Mary Wilcox) attempts to curve her necrophilia tendencies, but runs afoul of a strange satanic sect… The setup is undeniably twisted, but unfortunately director Jacques Lacerte fails to make much of it. The mixture of Satanism and necrophilia promises for an enjoyably lurid thriller, but the thin production values, generally poor performances and TV-movie aesthetic conspire to undermine Love Me Deadly. Mary Wilcox ranges from somnambulistic to laughably over the top as the protagonist, Lindsay — the role requires her to battle her urges to, um, get close to the dead while trying to get closer to her living sexual partners, but she’s never very convincing. Lyle Waggoner (The Carol Burnett Show) and Christopher Stone (The Howling) play the (living) men in her life, and they’re not much better. The ridiculous screenplay, also by Lacerte, falls back on armchair Freud to try and make sense of it all, and though the film has the typical early '70s nihilism on display, it fails dismally as a drama. Without sufficiently interesting characters — or at least memorably idiosyncratic performances to breathe life into them — it all tends to lumber along towards its inevitably grim conclusion. A hokey title song threatens to push things into involuntary self-parody, but fortunately it’s limited to the opening and closing titles. A memorably meanspirited scene of a young, gay hustler being drained of blood on a veterinary table gives the film a momentary edge, and manages to avoid feeling homophobic in the process since the character is one of the few to generate any real sympathy, but by and large the film is as flat in its staging as it is in its writing, performing and cinematography. The end result isn’t unbearably bad — but it’s close. • • • 
Media Blasters’ release of Love Me Deadly, distributed under the "Shriek Show" banner for Code Red, is acceptable. This is a poorly photographed movie, and the transfer reflects this. Colors seem a bit flat, but the 1.85/16x9 transfer is for the most part satisfactory. There is some minor edge enhancement on display, albeit sporadically, and apart from some speckling and the occasional blemish, the print is in good shape. The film is advertised as being uncut, but it’s not really that explicit, so censorship would seem to have been an unlikely factor in its history. The mono English soundtrack is flat and muffled dialogue is sometimes hard to discern in the mix. Extras include trailers, a still gallery and a running commentary track with producer Buck Edwards. - T. Howarth
  Film: 3 | DVD: 6