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V FOR VENDETTA - U.S.A. - Germany (2006)
Warner Home Video
Rated R
| Color | 133 Min. | R1 - NTSC | 2-Disc Set
DVD released August 1, 2006

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Upon finally seeing it, it's little wonder why this film was condemned by many in the conservative, pro-war punditocracy. Alan Moore's graphic novel may have been written as a (not so) cloaked criticism of Britain's right wing Thatcher government of the 1980s but there can be absolutely no doubt that the film's script, adapted by the Wachowski brothers of Matrix fame, is aimed squarely at our current situation on the preeminence of intolerant, so-called "family values" politics and the War on Terror being commanded from the Bush White House. In the Bill O'Reilly-Rush Limbaugh worldview, the message of V for Vendetta is anathema, if not outright heresy.  In the near future, a black-shirted cabal of the Christian Right, led by a goateed, often apoplectic John Hurt, has seized control of Britain, keeping a cowed population compliant with a steady media diet of fear. Morality laws are enforced, strict curfews imposed, homosexuals and non-Christians persecuted; Big Brother surveillance is omnipresent. Leading a one-man revolution against this neo-fascist regime is the mysterious "V" (Lord of the Rings' Hugo Weaving), a masked Phantom of the Opera-like figure who dynamites London's Old Bailey, then publicly announces upon hacking into a national broadcast that he intends to destroy Parliament just as the ill-fated Guy Fawkes attempted to do in 1605. V, our hero, is a terrorist a man who believes that "blowing up a building can change the world." (That's pretty subversive stuff in the age of Osama bin Laden.) He also methodically assassinates a number of government-connected figures. Naturally, V has motivations that are righteous. He's an avenger bringing justice to those who murdered their way into power and are abusing the trust the people have placed in them. In his portrayal of V, Weaving rises to the challenge of breathing life into a character whose 'face' is totally immobile, using only body language and voice, and is successful in making him likable and worth rooting for despite committing deeds that cross moral boundaries. The rest of the cast, headlined by top-billed Natalie Portman, lends solid support. (Her occasionally dodgy British accent isn't as bad as I'd been led to believe.) Directed with considerable visual flair by James McTeigue, the film looks like it cost two or three times its relatively modest $55 Million budget. I know some people groaned at the use of Matrix-style "Bullet Time" in the film's signature action sequence, but I think it rocks it's much cooler using knives instead of guns, and looks exactly like something from a comic book. (The source material is a graphic novel, after all.) Alas, the pacing seriously flags in the middle section, which, bereft of any action scenes, is chiefly occupied with filling in a significant amount of backstory via a series of repetitive flashbacks. The film's message, too, is sometimes delivered with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Still, I gotta hand it to 'em for not only making a blatantly rebellious political movie about an effete, possibly insane superhero that kills people, but also one in which the ending precludes any possible chance of a sequel. And no Burger King tie-ins!  • • •  Since this is the DVD release of a recent major studio film you can rest assured that it provides state-of-the-art picture and audio. Disc 1 of the two-disc special edition contains the film (2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen; 5.1 Surround) and a 16-minute featurette, which is more or less of the HBO First Look puff-piece variety. The extras on Disc 2 continue in pretty much the same vein, although one of the featurettes does provide clueless American viewers with the historical background to Guy Fawkes and the infamous Gunpowder Plot.
- B. Lindsey
  Film: 7 | DVD: 7
 
SHOGUN ASSASSIN - Japan (1972) / U.S.A. (1980)
Animeigo
Rated R
| Color | 85 Min. | R1 - NTSC

DVD released July 11, 2006

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The ultimate samurai gore saga pared down to its eviscerating essence, Shogun Assassin contains more skull-splitting, artery-spraying, limb-severing action than you can shake a katana at. This is the 'Americanized' version of the first two "Lone Wolf and Cub" films — Sword of Vengeance and Baby Cart at the River Styxmade in Japan during the early 1970s. Those movies were edited together, discarding large chunks of the story (with almost 90% of the retained footage coming from Baby Cart); 'clarifying' narration was then added along with a completely different, sythesizer-driven music score. The basic story remains the same, though. A favorite of the shogun, noble samurai Ogami Itto (Tomisaburo Wakayama) is framed for an offense against the shoganate by members of the rival Yagyu clan, who also murder Itto's wife. Expected to commit seppuku for his alleged crime, Itto instead vows revenge and escapes from the shogun's castle after killing a bunch of guards. He takes his young son, Daigoro (Akihiro Tomikawa), with him on the road as he travels the countryside, earning gold as a masterless warrior-for-hire. The shogun and the Yagyu send a host of ninja assassins to kill Itto but the unmatched swordsman hacks an incredibly bloody swath of destruction through them all. And that's pretty much all there is to it. This isn't a movie you watch for an involving story (and certainly not when much of it has already been jettisoned); you watch it for the kill scenes, pure and simple. Often bordering on the astounding, they do not disappoint. (Don't expect 10-minute sword fighting sequences as you'd see in a Chinese-made film; Itto's blade is super-swift in its utter lethality.) Some of the new dialog and dubbing does lend a whiff of cheesiness — that's comedienne Sandra Bernhard (Reel Wild Cinema) voicing the female ninja leader with the nutty laugh — and the new score, sounding almost disco-like at times, doesn't exactly invoke feudal Japan. But the source films from which Shogun Assassin was assembled were too artfully crafted for even this Western bastardization to be dismissed as mere exploitation trash.  • • •  The DVD showcases the U.S. "grindhouse" cut, reconstructed from Japanese prints of Sword Of Vengeance and Baby Cart, with the original dubbed American soundtrack presented in Dolby 2.0 stereo. The 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer looks remarkably good, marred only by fleeting instances of print damage that are really of no consequence. Audio isn't up to the same level of quality, however, although more than satisfactory. Production notes on the LW&C series and the restoration of Shogun Assassin, plus four trailers (the first two LW&C films, Lady Snowblood and Demon Spies), comprise the extras.
- B. Lindsey
  Film: 7 | DVD: 6
 
MASTERS OF HORROR: SICK GIRL - U.S.A. (2005)
Anchor Bay Home Entertainment
Not Rated
| Color | 59 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released June 27, 2006

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A lonely entomologist (Angela Bettis) falls in love with a shy artist (Misty Mundae), but their romantic idyll is disrupted by a rare, and deadly, insect... Originally slated to be helmed by Roger Corman, the Masters of Horror project Sick Girl fell into the lap of Lucky McGee when the veteran bowed out due to illness. While it would have been interesting to see what Corman could have done with the material, the film as it stands is very indicative of McKee's sense of humor and pathos the fact that there wasn't an adequate role for his favorite actress, Angela Bettis, even prompted him to rewrite it as a lesbian love story! The film fulfills the promise shown by McKee's debut, May itself a quirky love story/horror film about a loner (again played by Bettis) whose mental disintegration leads to shocking violence. Yet while May struggled with its horror trappings, everything feels very coherent and well-integrated in this short film. The tone is light and humorous, occasionally dipping into outright farce, but the film doesn’t shy away from gross-out horror. The characters are well developed, with Bettis giving her best performance to date as the hopelessly nerdy bug-nut, and softcore porn queen Mundae (billed under her real name, Erin Brown) proving surprisingly adept playing the different emotional stages of her character. McKee handles the action with relish the score alternates between conventional horror scoring and poppy songs, and the visual style is appropriately artificial and over the top. In a series that has seen some of its veteran directors struggle to deliver the goods (look no further than Tobe Hooper’s lamentable Dance of the Dead), it comes as a refreshing surprise to see a relative newcomer so very much at home in the format.  • • •  Anchor Bay’s release of Sick Girl is first-rate. The 1.77/16x9 image is sharp and colorful, and the 5.1 sound mix really shows off the music and sound effects to their best advantage. Extras include a terrific commentary track with McKee and Bettis, as well as an interview with McKee that shows off some clips from his still-unreleased second feature, The Woods. The chemistry between him and Bettis is infectious, and he seems genuinely humbled to be in the presence of some of his favorite filmmakers many of whom he managed to reference in the course of his episode.
- T. Howarth
  Film: 8 | DVD: 10
 
MASTERS OF HORROR: DEER WOMAN - U.S.A. (2005)
Anchor Bay Home Entertainment
Not Rated
| Color | 58 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released June 27, 2006

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A cop (Brian Benben) investigates a string of bizarre deaths somehow connected to a Native American myth about a seductive “deer woman”... Many horror buffs took issue with John Landis taking part in Showtime’s Masters of Horror series, but their argument confuses quantity with quality. True, Landis is best known for his rowdy comedies, including Animal House and Trading Places, but his few forays into the genre (notably 1981’s An American Werewolf in London) show him particularly skillful at mixing humor and horror — not an easy balancing act for even the most prolific of fright film directors. Compared to some of the directors involved in this series who do have a long list of genre films to their credit, Landis has also been more consistent — that’s not to say that he doesn’t have a few turkeys to his credit (The Stupids, anyone?), but his body of work is a pretty good one on the whole. Carps about his status as a “master of horror” to one side, Landis has nevertheless delivered one of the most entertaining and completely satisfying entries in Showtime’s uneven first season. The script by Landis and his 21-year old son Max is imaginative, and apart from a few minor narrative hiccups, the story progresses with good pacing. Benben, best known for his role as Martin on the HBO series Dream On (executive produced by Landis), is perfect as the cynical cop forced to confront the supernatural, while newcomer Cynthia Moura is remarkably sexy yet sweetly naïve as the titular character — it’s not a role that requires much depth, but her photogenic qualities are undeniable. Landis works in a funny nod to American Werewolf (though he admits to finding it obnoxious and wishes he had cut it out) and handles the action with tremendous flair, making this one of the definite highlights of Season One.  • • •  Anchor Bay’s release of Deer Woman is a winner. The 1.78/16x9 transfer looks very nice, with sharp detail and no authoring defects to complain of. The 5.1 audio has a lot of punch, particularly in terms of sound effects, and extras are plentiful. The standout is a lengthy interview with the very funny and exuberant Landis, though one wishes he would be willing to do commentaries, as well.
- T. Howarth
  Film: 8 | DVD: 10
 
BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS - U.S.A. (1970)
20th-Century Fox Home Entertainment
Rated NC-17
| Color | 109 Min. | R1 - NTSC | 2-Disc Set

DVD released June 13, 2006

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This DVD is happening and it freaks me out! Finally — finally — the camp cult classic escapes from VHS oblivion in all it widescreen glory. The first of only two Hollywood studio films directed by legendary sexploitation auteur Russ Meyer (the other being 1971's The Seven Minutes), Dolls is a veritable showcase for groovy fashions, groovier songs and a buxom bevy of shapely young starlets. Its story, that of an all-girl rock trio making it big on the L.A. music scene and their inevitable descent into drugs and debauchery, is both a knowing send-up of classic soap opera conventions and a near-completely clueless satire of West Coast entertainment industry lifestyles. Somehow this bizarre dichotomy works brilliantly when played totally straight by the enthusiastic cast, which includes such hotties as Dolly Read, Cynthia Myers, Erica Gavin (Vixen!) and Edy Williams. Meyer's predilections for rapid-fire editing and ample-busomed babes frequently shedding their clothes, married with critic-turned-screenwriter Roger Ebert's deliberately over-the-top dialog, give the film a sense of delirium rarely attained by major studio productions. With its heavy doses of sex (both straight and gay), drugs and rock 'n' roll it's easy to see why Dolls was considered so shocking in its time, ultimately slapped with an X rating by the MPAA. (Later to be reclassified NC-17.) The sudden lurch from satirical musical/softcore sex comedy to violent, gory horror three-quarters the way through is still a major mindbender. (And jawdropper.) Among the terrific songs are "Find It" and "Gentle People". Highly recommended!  • • •  Fox's double-DVD set will likely make a number of "Best of 2006" lists. Disc One contains the feature film (a fantastic-looking 2.35:1 anamorphic transfer, upgunned with a new stereo mix in addition to the original mono) supplemented by two audio commentaries — the first with various cast members, the second featuring a solo Ebert. Disc Two is packed with five slickly-produced VH1-style featurettes, two original casting sessions, six image galleries (totalling some 300+ photos!), theatrical trailers and an introduction by John "Z-Man" La Zar. An absolutely superb DVD package that was well worth the wait. - B. Lindsey
  Film: 8 | DVD: 10
 
FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE SPACE MONSTER - U.S.A. (1965)
Dark Sky Films
Not Rated
| B&W | 77 Min. | R0 - NTSC
DVD released May 30, 2006

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In Puerto Rico, bald, pointy-eared extraterrestrial invaders are kidnapping bikini babes for breeding stock. Only a scarred, crash-damaged NASA cyborg named Frank is in any position to stop them. But first he must confront Mull, the monstrous creature the aliens have brought with them... Confession: I have yet to watch this film without being under the influence of some kind of recreational substance. You might wish to take that under consideration when weighing the merit of my analysis. You see, I actually like Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster. Yes, it stinks. Badly. It's cheap, stupid and silly. 70% of the film is pure padding, for the most part cobbled together from stock footage (much of it military). The scenes of Frank's scientist-creator (James Karen of Return of the Living Dead) and his shapely female assistant tooling around San Juan on a moped will test the patience of even diehard trash film freaks. Nonetheless I find this cheese log tasty, especially when I have the... ahem... munchies. It makes me laugh. There's some great stuff here for a "Do It Yourself" MST3K party. The aliens among them a young Bruce Glover (Black Gunn) run around in motorcycle helmets brandishing plastic ray guns. Mull, the titular space monster (also played by Glover), is both laughable and cool-looking at the same time. The music is very groovy, too; the infectiously catchy song "That's the Way It's Got to Be" (by The Poets) somehow goes great with NASA stock footage. Then there's the goofy alien second-in-command, Dr. Nadir (Lou Cutell), whom I like to refer to as 'Smirky McBat-ears'. He's simply hilarious. ("And now... maximum energy!") Recommendation: See this movie stoned. Because that's the way it's got to be. • • •  The print used for Dark Sky's anamorphic 1:85:1 transfer is not in as good a shape as their previous high-quality releases. There's some damage here and there, notably in the form of missing frames. Even so, this is the best version of the film we're ever likely to see, as the print is otherwise quite clean and sharp. (All that stock footage is naturally going to look grainy.) The Dolby 2.0 Mono audio track exhibits a few crackles and pops but is otherwise quite good. The trailer, a small image gallery and a booklet of liner notes are included as extras.
- B. Lindsey
  Film: 6 | DVD: 5
 
42ND ST. PETE'S 8MM MADNESS - U.S.A. (2006)
E.I./After Hours Cinema
Not Rated
| Color, B&W | 240 Min. |
R1 - NTSC | 2-Disc Set
DVD released April 4, 2006

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21 hardcore '70s sex loops salvaged from utter oblivion by "42nd St. Pete", self-styled connoisseur of "classic" porn — back when smut was sold under the counter and possession of these films could land you in the slammer. Typically, since loops were only five or ten minutes in duration, the uncredited performers waste no time whatsoever gettin' right down to bidness. There is no sound, hence no dialog, although the occasional subtitle will pop up amusingly. ("Ohhhhhh, yes! Deeper!", etc.) Oral, anal, interracial, lesbian, group, toys, S&M, even a brief moment of golden showers (eeeew!) pretty much all the bases are covered as Pete endeavors to include a little something for everyone. He provides a jokey introduction before each loop; these are preceded by an historical overview of the very seedy world of proto-home video porn. As both purveyor and purchaser of this stuff back in the day, Pete explains how people went about buying loops, how they were marketed and what the going prices were... Sometimes up to 100 bucks in 1970s dollars for a 10-minute reel of film! Quite frankly, the majority of the loops included in 8MM Madness are pretty skanky (and a couple of 'em downright revolting); this is porn at its absolute grungiest. A few "name" porn stars show up (obviously before they started making the good money when hardcore became more mainstream); John Holmes, Jamie Gillis, Arcadia Lake (Babylon Pink) and Rhonda Jo Petty will be familiar faces — or other body parts — to fans of '70s smut. Out of the 21 offered, my choice as the best two are strictly concerned with all-girl action: Arcadia & Friend (featuring the tanned, svelte Lake) and Shower Lust (a trio of sexy cuties, each of a distinct body type, share a stimulating massage and much more).  • • •  Naturally, almost all of these loops are beat to holy hell — it's a miracle they've survived to begin with. (This DVD is a fuckin' time capsule... literally.) Arcadia & Friend is perhaps the best-looking of the bunch. The rest are heavily damaged and/or littered with dirt and debris. As for audio, well, that's certainly not a problem since, as mentioned above, loops don't have any. Cleverly, After Hours Cinema has added the sound of an 8mm film projector whirring in the background as a sort-of 'you are there, back in the '70s' soundtrack. 42nd St. Pete's on-camera segments are clean and clear. For extras, there's an extensive trailer vault of Nick Philips titles (for such hardcore pics as Les Chic and Gunilla) and a booklet of liner notes by Pete.
- B. Lindsey
  Film: N/A | DVD: 6
 
MASTERS OF HORROR: CIGARETTE BURNS - U.S.A. (2005)
Anchor Bay Home Entertainment
Not Rated
| Color | 59 Min. | R1 - NTSC
DVD released March 28, 2006

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A theater owner (Norman Reedus) is hired by an eccentric millionaire (Udo Kier) to track down a lost film reported to have a malevolent effect on those who view it... For his contribution to the Masters of Horror series, John Carpenter selected the debut script from Scott Swann and AICN’s Drew McWeeney. The story bears some resemblance to the director’s earlier Lovecraft homage, In the Mouth of Madness, and can be said to reflect such disparate works of literature and film as Ramsey Campbell’s Ancient Images and the Asian horror hit The Ring (not to mention its watered down U.S. remake), but Carpenter attacks the material with admirable enthusiasm. The notion of a film of demonic origin having a fatal impact on the viewer is a dicey one to bring to life, but the director succeeds by stressing the personal demons of the characters. Reedus’ cynical anti-hero is a typical Carpenter lead (some might say, stand-in) but the script allows him a back story that plays into the way the film affects him. Kier’s obsessive cineaste can be read as an arch parody of an extreme film fanatic, but the fact that his obsession is exclusively linked to extreme horror films (“I’m not interested in something that will make a school girl dizzy… I’m talking about real power.”) places the film firmly in the self-reflexive as a critique of the horror genre, it displays wit and affection for its subject matter. The end result is the best thing Carpenter has done in years and one of the strongest films of his career as a whole. Within the confines of a low budget, a rushed shooting schedule and shooting for TV, thus depriving him of his favored Panavision aspect ratio, Carpenter displays all his customary trademarks (artful framing, judicious editing, old school craftsmanship, an emphasis on flawed anti-heroes and a generally cynical sense of humor) and is therefore one of the few directors in the series to really succeed in putting his own personal stamp on the material.  • • •  Anchor Bay’s release of Cigarette Burns is another winner. The 1.78/16x9 image looks flawless, and the 5.1 soundtrack does a nice job of showing off haunting soundtrack of composer Cody Carpenter (John’s son). Extras are again plentiful, with the standouts being a lengthy interview with Carpenter, as well as a commentary track with the director. He again proves himself one of the most interesting filmmakers to listen to, playfully mocking his own shortcomings and succinctly dismissing the idea of horror films being a negative societal influence as “bullshit.”
- T. Howarth
  Film: 9 | DVD: 10